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Archive of entries posted on 28th October 2014

There’s a Reason

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Cheezburger]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 5 Comments

Is It Wrong to Mock the Smug?

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 9:00 pm

You’re going to need to turn on subtitles if they don’t come on automatically (click on “CC” button, lower right of video)


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #4,344,850)

Filed under Videos | 3 Comments

Inconsistent

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 8:00 pm

President Obama reached a milestone recently, playing his 200th round of golf since taking office.

Oddly, not one of the clubs he played at gives free memberships to fence-jumpers.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

You Could Stick All the Other Planets Between the Earth and the Moon

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 7:00 pm

Yes, including Pluto (not shown):

Filed under Funny Pictures | 4 Comments

Link of the Day: Semi-Random, Semi-Woven, Semi-Curved, Semi-Linked

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2011 Kinda Fresh – January

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Scary

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 4:00 pm

The outbreak of Ebola in West Africa is threatening to shut down production of cacao, the main ingredient in chocolate.

Basically we’re now at risk of the entire world turning into a Michelle-approved school lunch.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Obama Warned Us – Leadership

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 2:00 pm

“American leadership is the one constant in an uncertain world.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“Although, ironically, it wouldn’t be an uncertain world if I weren’t leading America.”

Filed under Obama Warned Us | Comment

You’ve Been Judged!

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 12:21 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

Filed under Announcements | 9 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Issued a New Ebola Protocol…

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama issued a new Ebola protocol…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 48 Comments

Can’t Be Too Careful

Posted by Harvey on 28 October 2014, 8:00 am

A Ohio elementary school has officially prohibited any sort of food at students’ birthday celebrations.

Good idea. Someone might nibble it into a gun shape.

Filed under One-Shots | 8 Comments

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