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President Obama reached a milestone recently, playing his 200th round of golf since taking office.
Oddly, not one of the clubs he played at gives free memberships to fence-jumpers.
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The outbreak of Ebola in West Africa is threatening to shut down production of cacao, the main ingredient in chocolate.
Basically we’re now at risk of the entire world turning into a Michelle-approved school lunch.
“American leadership is the one constant in an uncertain world.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads
“Although, ironically, it wouldn’t be an uncertain world if I weren’t leading America.”
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…”
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President Obama issued a new Ebola protocol…
A Ohio elementary school has officially prohibited any sort of food at students’ birthday celebrations.
Good idea. Someone might nibble it into a gun shape.