A Ohio elementary school has officially prohibited any sort of food at students’ birthday celebrations.
Good idea. Someone might nibble it into a gun shape.
A Ohio elementary school has officially prohibited any sort of food at students’ birthday celebrations.
Good idea. Someone might nibble it into a gun shape.
From the article:
“An entire district in the Seattle suburbs recently banned birthday cake and other birthday sweets from elementary school parties, according to news reports. “
Of course. And I wouldn’t be surprised if the movement started here, too. We’re a bunch of Soviets in this State.
On the other hand, we all know that fat kids can randomly explode from eating cake – and who wants to clean-up THAT mess?
Why do I have this strange urge to make a really giamoungous cake, I mean like the size of the school gimoungous, put it on an airplane, fly over the school, and drop it on them.
I want to call it operation Nanny-Stater-Head-Esploding-Cake-Drop.
The name needs some work. I’m open to suggestions.
Ah the joys of heading up a private CHRISTIAN school. Handed out cupcakes, soda and gave ’em all candy to go home with last Friday. And the parents pay me to make decisions like that.
@3 – I can see the t-shirts now (“Forsake the wicked ways of the world – Become a Christian – we have cupcakes”)
WWJD is so last decade…
Chip:
Try: Politically Incorrect Pastries-PIP.
The new rule may seem
drasticMarxist . But it may be part of a growing trend as thenationcommunist party gets more intent on making sure students get healthyfood at schoolor else.In future cake will not be available anyway since liberals will determine it should be banned to help cut Obamacare costs (HAHA) so this trend is moot.
If cake is not available in the future, it’ll be because the liberals are hoarding for themselves.