[High Praise! to Sheldon Comic Strip]
Archive of entries posted on 21st October 2014
I Think It Kinda Works
“Star Trek: The Original Series” clips set to “The A-Team” opening theme:
[Star Trek as The A-Team] (Viewer #1,145,559)
Nowhere to Run
To avoid reporters, Lois Lerner went to a neighbor’s house, but they wouldn’t admit her.
How poetic – Lois: “Can I come in?”; Neighbor: “I plead the fifth”.
Ounce of Prevention
Link of the Day: A Little Nuts on That One
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
2012 Sorta Fresh – The Final Chapter (October and November)
Oh, and in case you forgot (like me) what happened in last week’s Kevin Koastie, you’ll need the context to make sense out of this week’s comic.
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Wisdom of the Day: Court Abbott Corn Technology Forewords
"Your Honor, if it may please the court"
It may..
*does animal shadow puppets*
Yes it does
*sings*
NO THE COURT WANTS PUPPETS
*Judge cries*
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) October 20, 2014
Next Wendy Davis ad: Greg Abbott doesn't pay the Hispanic women who cooks and cleans for him!
— John Nolte (@NolteNC) October 20, 2014
"We have our own fuel now, from the corn!" —Malachi, predicting decades of crappy, crony energy policy in "The Children of the Corn"
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) October 20, 2014
one good thing about technology is now whenever youre losing an argument you can just shine your phone flashlight in the other person's eyes
— John V (@wettbutt) October 20, 2014
I never read the forewords of books because that wasn't part of the deal
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) October 21, 2014
A More Effective Strategy
A school district in Washington state is phasing out swings on the playground, saying they cause more injuries than any other play equipment.
Good plan. Say… why not get the injury rate to zero and just ban kids?
Obama Warned Us – Minimum Wage
“If we raise the minimum wage, we won’t just put more money in workers’ pockets—they’ll spend that money.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads
“Although that money will then be NOT going to someone else who also would’ve spent it, so I guess it’s a wash. But at least THIS way I can wring some votes out of it.”
You’ve Been Judged!
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
Straight Line of the Day: During a Speech, the Audience Started Walking Out on Obama Because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a speech, the audience started walking out on Obama because…
Random Thoughts: Wendy Davis, GamerGate, and Apple Pay
Wendy Davis has done as well as you’d expect for someone only known for wearing pink sneakers while filibustering for late term abortion.
“Republicans want to keep all interracial marrying for themselves!” -Wendy Davis
So with the Wendy Davis campaign, Democrats donated millions to entertain Republicans.
One of the interesting lessons of #GamerGate is that there are consequences in being openly disdainful of the market you cater to.
“You misogynistic, racist morons, shut up and listen to us lecture you on how enlightened we are!” #GamerGate
I only have an iPhone 5S so I’m going to have to watch people use Apple Pay while I use a debit card like some caveman.
“Aren’t you going to pay for this?”
“One sec. I have to pull my card out of my wallet.”
“YOU’RE WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME!”
#ApplePay
The Only One He Wants to Blame On Them
In New Jersey, the bomb squad was called to investigate a suspicious piece of luggage, but all it contained was stuffed animals.
Just waiting for Obama to claim it was a message from ISIS proving they represent a religion of peace.