Honey, I Shrunk the Kids and also I have a secret second family but I'm hoping you'll focus on the kids thing
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) October 4, 2014
oh you used a comma in a text. didn't know I was chatting with the queen
— Brent (@murrman5) October 4, 2014
The older I get, the less Willy Wonka's borderline personality disorder is offset by free candy.
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) October 4, 2014