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Hillary’s biggest fear about the 2016 election…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary’s biggest fear about the 2016 election…
…all the questions about if Bill will be her First Man.
. . . that John McCain wins the Democratic nomination for POTUS.
Hillary’s Biggest Fear About the 2016 Elections…
… the target Obama is painting on her back.
… the overwhelming number of country songs about to be written, all with the same title: What Difference Does It Make?”
… Anonymiss’ walnutless cookies becoming the Official National Food.
Hillary’s biggest fear about the 2016 election…
having the wrong Champagne for victory party.
…that at some point something will matter.
Hillary’s biggest fear about the 2016 election…
Bill + Campaign Interns = FUN!
Hillary’s biggest fear about the 2016 election…
not enough dead people voting.
…is that, if elected, she’ll have to fly into Bosnia and dodge bullets again…
…is that Debbie Wasserman Schultz will be on her side…
…-reset buttons…
…is unflattering internet memes…
Hillary’s biggest fear about the 2016 election…
not enough of the Constitution remains to be tread upon.
whether her being both President and Vice-President at the same time was legal. Naaaah.
having to mix with the common people.
Hillary’s biggest fear about the 2016 election…
… the 2014 election.
… Obama destroying the rigged voting machines used in 2008 and 2012. Why not, he destroyed everything else he came in contact with.
… dead people refusing to vote.
That she will be required to wear something other than her cankle-hiding pantsuits.
… Some big corporation somewhere will create a job, making her a liar.
… Meddling kids.
… is keeping the press from asking her to name an accomplishment.
… is getting pinned to the five G’s (and not just the ones she makes for a photo op): Giddy, Gaudy, Gotti, Gouty, and Gowdy.
(Giddy husband, gaudy lifestyle, Gotti tactics, gouty leg, Gowdy Committee)
…she may have to eat a dog to gain street cred.
…she may need to get a sheriff to evict the present tenants of the whitehouse.
…repairing the divots in the oval office carpet.
…is having to answer actual questions from a curious and impatient voting public…
…is being stuck on a stage with Joe Biden and whoever else passes as a political rival in the coming cycle.
. . . is that they might make a difference.
. . . is that one of the debates might be held the night of a full moon.
..is that people might start paying attention.
…what if Elizabeth goes on the warpath and starts counting coup in the early debates
…is that those pesky cankles will blow-up again.
Her biggest fear??
Its that Anthony Wiener will want his wife back…
… Americans might not yet be ready for the first lying woman president.
… by then, she might be someways tired.
…does this helicopter make my ankles look fat?
…that Gruber was wrong.
…that Candy Crowley won’t be able to lie for her in the debates.
…at this point what difference does it make?
…is that she’ll suffer an inverse-pelvic-prolapse (i.e., a cave-in), sucking-in her thunderous thighs… and brain.
Those darn Republicans will keep bringing up her record.
…is that Obama won’t executive order the elimination of abortions. She is running out of babies souls which is what fuels her demonic impulses.
…nothing will be left to destroy, and besides, the new Mexican immigrant with his rumored USA birth certificate might not want a gringo VP.
…is that 3AM call she warned us all about, but it’s only Uncle Joe calling asking if her refrigerator is running.