[High Praise! to Jim for sending me the link]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
[High Praise! to Jim for sending me the link]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
…is the Cartridge in the bare tree.
Deck the halls with the heads of former cronies thrown under the bus, fa la la la la la, la la la la .
…is instead of a star, there’s a clenched fist on top of the tree.
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
Joe Biden with a Christmas tree shoved up his ….
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
the “beheading” dioramas.
. . . was left by Bo on the Oval Office rug.
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
Bo dressed up as Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Not so much a holiday decoration as protective camouflage.
Joe Biden’s crayon drawings of
wise menValerie Jarret, George Soros, and Nancy Palosi bringingvaluable giftshealth food to the babyJesusMohamed and theshepherdsmulticultural pacifist forces standing watch by night.The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
Chris Matthews as the Brown Nosed Journalist.
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
was the one depicting Obama’s “Holiday” from Reality.
…is the new minaret on top of the building.
…is the White House fence-jumper ornament.
…is a statue of the Virgin Mary wearing a burqa.
…is the icon featuring Valerie Jarrett.
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
is the Virgin Mary making the right “Choice”.
Wooden teeth made into an ornament
The Elf on the Shelf is a contract NSA employee.
Out: Milk and cookies
In: Distilled water and tofu slices
…a cigar with a red ribbon on it…. and missletoe.
Odd, I read it as oldest first.
…the Nativity. He’s pasted a picture of his face on the baby Jesus.
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
are the fake Anonymiss cookies.
A Kwanzaa Quonset hut.
The Arugula wreath
The Executive Order of the Magi
ICBM Missletoe
The 12 Amnesty delays of Christmas
…instead of popcorn, the tree is covered by strings of his broken promises.
The box of ‘Constitution’ fire starter logs by the fireplace.
The Official White House Collector “Michelle Obama Nutcracker”. “It really works,” squeaked the President.
…was the arrangement of the kinara and the Menorah on opposing sides of the Festivus pole.
… “Treasons Greetings” banner by Bo Bergdahl.
… Photos of Obama’s international trips decking the halls with bows of folly.
… A new tsar rising in the East Room.
… Candy Crowley canes?
“O Come all Ye Faithful” arranged for piano and Fluke.
…the two immunity idols that are hidden in the rose garden. These will ensure that the possessor will not have to face Michelle in the “Feats of Strength” challenge.
@30 – Nobody ever licks one.
(did I say that out loud?)
… a big flowing bowl of inner-hippy punch, next to the kool-aid.
An Al Gore snow globe, without snow. (It’s all melted)
A Christmas greeting card, ♬We wish Jew a Merry Christmas&9836;, for Netanyahu.
A Christmas greeting card, ♬We wish Jew a Merry Christmas♬, for Netanyahu.
…King Putt will be standing in for the Rat King in the Nutcracker Suite.
… a Nativity scene depicting a Ferguson riot.
…a 3 wise men display featuring Marx, Engels, and Lenin.
… some kind of jewelry box that Biden decorated with butterfly pasta and silver and gold spray paint; snowflake doilies he made by folding paper and cutting out shapes; and a pine cone depicting a Christmas Tree with white spray paint for snow.
Of course, he has to keep asking where they are hidden, because he doesn’t see them out anywhere.
…bags of tax money
…whatever it is, you didn’t build it
…nobody knows since commoners aren’t allowed in the
White HouseRoyal Palace anymoreKarl Marx dressed as Santa
There are no decorations; Muslims don’t celebrate Christmas.
A computerized festivus pole that whacks Joe Biden on the head whenever he tries to speak.
… a figurine of Obama as the little Drama Boy.
… a naivité scene.
… plastique ISISicles. … placed there by the JV team.
O come, O Come _ Manuel
and Pablo, Jose, Marc, and Diego.
(…not that those aren’t fine, proud names for those that are already U.S. citizens or documented aliens)
… ACORNucopia.
On the Last day of Christmas Obama gave to me…
Twelve Journalists a lying…
Eleven Scandals a hiding…
Ten Feminists a fuming…
Nine new Regulations…
Eight too many bows recorded…
Seven more states discovered…
Six silly lunch suggestions…
Five *million* Amnestied Illegals..
Four too many liberal justices…
Three riots a ratcheted…
Two Lousy Secs of State appointed… And…
One very Long, long, long Recession.
That’s a good one.
(In Eartha Kitt voice): Opppurrrrrrobation……
…A picture of Obama voters at the polls, it’s labeled “The Naivety Scene”.
… was the little sticker with ‘trigger warnings’ for belligerent atheists on all of the decorations.
@Karen: My God, I had forgotten all about “trigger warnings”! I guess leftists aren’t the only ones who develop amnesia about ephemeral, ineffective leftist ideas.
For example, remember that “No Labels” Coalition formed by those Democrats who spent the next eight years referring to the “extremist” or “Tea Party” wing of the Republican Party?
…the Executive Orders declaring…Christmas is now in celebration of Obama’s birth…All government benefits will have a picture of Obama and be signed Father Christmas…Christmas is now combined with Halloween so poor people dressed as minorities can show up for their presents…
…a painting of Santa driving Bill deBlasio around NYC, but no presents under the tree.
…a drunken Obama sitting on top of the tree singing Christmas Balls. Naked.
@54 Oppo – And don’t forget The Coffee Party:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_Party_USA
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…
… A nativity scene with the baby Obama, complete with phony birth certificate.
The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House …
…. a half-eaten dog in the manger.
…. the ‘Merry Hanakwanza!’ banner that Little Joey made all by himself.
…. a photo of Obama pulling a plum assignment out for one of his campaign bundlers.
…. a healthcare premium increase letter tied to a lump of coal.
The empty box that used to contain a lump of coal. (fossil fuels have been banned)
Official Ferguson “hands up” Kwanzaa tree ornaments.
Obamas likeness on top of the Kwanzaa tree.