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  1. …had given us a Lady Liberty shaped chalk outline of the death of freedom.

    …broke wind like a cow and remarked that it was OK, because it was not man made.

    …promised to make her carbon footprint smaller than Moochelle’s carbon butt print.

  2. After outlining her plan to stop global warming, Hillary Clinton…

    …broke her arm patting herself on the back

    …noticed everyone was laughing and said, “I’ll be here all week. Try the fish.”

    …got on her broom, cackled and flew away.

    …granted exemptions from compliance to her donors

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