Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s favorite thing about vacationing in Martha’s Vineyard…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s favorite thing about vacationing in Martha’s Vineyard…
… it’s a great way to get away from the hum-drum same-old “golf 24/7” routine.
Hittin’the blunt with Raul the pool boy.
…it’s named after Martha Washington, not the Martha from “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf”.
…it’s not very “vibrant”, if you know what I mean.
…that place named after Ike’s grandson is so tacky. It might be alright if it were still called Shangri-La.
…he can get in touch with his white half since there’s nobody resembling the other half living there.
…it’s the best place to channel a dead Kennedy.
…it’s one of the few opportunities he gets to relax with “his own kind” – rich white
liberalssocialists.…best seat in the house to watch one of the oldest state health care exchanges collapse. (thanks Mitt Romney!)
Knowing we’re picking up the tab (again).
…is getting to let go and cater to his white half for a change…
… every time Michelle catches him talking under his breath about her, he can plausibly claim he was talking about the beach.
… every time he catches Michelle talking about him, she can plausibly claim she was talking about the ferry.
… it represents how his bold action on Anthropogenic Global Warming will prevent the melting of the miles-high glacier that created the island 10,000 years ago from ever happening again.
…no annoying windfarm to look at. (Thanks, Ted!)
…it’s completely immune to the effects of his policies, it’s where American royalty vacations.
…the golf cart has a bar and his girlie bike doesn’t.
…hearing all the biddies repeating their mantra, “You can never be too rich or too thin”.
…sneeringly telling all the hired help, “You didn’t Bilderberg that”.
…he’s on vaycay!!! AND he gets to keep his head buried in the sand.
… he feels like the closest thing America’s ever had to a Jaws-ish president.
Camp meetings!.
…More liberal Democrats per square inch than just about any place on earth!
..David Letterman, Ted Danson, Carly Simon, etc. etc…For someone who is so star struck, it’s a dream!
{ Not to nitpick, but shouldn’t it be ON Martha’s Vineyard, not ON Martha’s Vineyard? The latter opens it up to too many double entendres. }
*IN*
. . . is that he can see all fifty-seven states from there (especially after hittin’ the blunt with Raul)
. . . is that Michelle and his children are the only females on the island under the age of seventy (Carly Simon is seventy), so he doesn’t have to worry about what his Secret Service detail is doing
. . . is that Teddy Kennedy is no longer driving on the roads there
. . . is that the dogs are all off-leash. Mmmm, Scoobie snacks!
…is that all you crackers have to pay for it.
& DC for the win!
…. is that he can’t wait to meet Martha Stewart. Wait, it’s not her vineyard?