Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama is considering going to Cuba, where he will…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama is considering going to Cuba, where he will…
President Obama is considering going to Cuba, where he will…
hopefully be imprisoned in one of Castro’s Gulags.
President Obama is considering going to Cuba, where he will…
eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Marines who [would like] to kill him.
…apologize for America giving freedom so many of Fidel’s & Raul’s escaped slaves.
Bow to the Castros, turn Gitmo over to them, and apologize to them for all the mean things all the presidents since Kennedy have said about them.
Hand over the keys to a ’57 Chevy to well deserving commie just to show us all how well the commie economic system produces modern products.
…not return from unless it’s on a homemade raft with a family of refugees.
…lead an uprising against the butchers of Guantanamo.
…be impressed at the progress shown in the rebuilding of the bed Michael Moore slept on.
…unilaterally disarm the Marine contingent at Guantanamo to cut down on gun violence…
…be dilligently taking notes on hiw to be a successful dictator and usurp legitimate government.
…enjoy a Cheeba Cohiba…
…praise their progressive healthcare system…
…lie on the beach, and in the media…
…capitulate.
…take in a Ricky Ricardo show and enjoy a good rendition of Babalu while sipping on a Havana Club.
…tour the Russian missile silos.
… refuse a Cuba Libre, saying “That is not who we are; that’s not what we’re about.”
… challenge Fidel to a Boring Political Speech contest.
… add his own blessings to the cheese-makers:
President Obama is considering going to Cuba, where he will…
return a bust of JFK’s head, on a platter.
demand that Cuba change the name of the “Bay of Pigs”, since the Gitmo prisoners find it offensive and we don’t want to hurt their wittle feelings.
sneak cigars instead of his usual smokes.
…..attempt to swim back to Florida in a badly wielded shark cage to prove his masculinity to Putin. 🙂
@11 Oppo: https://youtu.be/zGxL2uNr7bk
…apply for Refugee status.
…sign Cubans up for Obamacare.
. . . ask about the large sand traps on Cuba’s edge and the water hazard surrounding Cuba.
…disparage America and embolden her enemies. It’s sorta like that story about the frog and the scorpion.
President Obama is considering going to Cuba, where he will…
bad mouth the USA like he always does overseas.
pick up a few cigars for Hillary, *wink* wink*
be magically transported to the world of 1959.
see what his policies will mean to the future America.
…pass s golden telephone around the meeting table.
Defect and run for president, he’s already a party member so he’ll get 100% of the vote.
…fit right in.
President Obama is considering going to Cuba, where he will…
… feel right at home.
… hopefully remain forever.
… get a taste of his own [socialized] medicine.
…volunteer to be Fidel’s beard.
…have to be informed that Fredo is dead but yeah, the show must go on.
…marvel that Cuba’s commitment to communism is nearly half as strong as his own, asks if they would like to become the 58th state.
Play golf.
…but cigars…. but he’ll be blunt about it.
…buy cigars…. but he’ll be blunt about it.
(corrected)
@20 – pick up a few cigars for Hillary, *wink* wink*
(That’s just nasty)
@29 Don’t worry, he’ll have an intern deliver them.
STAY!