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What the Heck Is a Caucus, Anyway?
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A Caucus is an event in the Caucasus attended by Caucasians with the purpose of selecting the best political Caca.
*ba da CA CA*
Oops. Wrong thread! Caca!
Caucus is that stuff you stepped in and tracked into the house and your mother yelled at you to go back outside and clean your shoes off and whacked you with the broom on your way out because you weren’t moving fast enough and the worst part was knowing there’d be no TV for you tonight.