Illegal Alien Catch & Release: Illegal aliens have to pay $1,000 plus airfare to get sent back to their home country. They have to $10,000 to be released back in the US with the possibility of being recaptured after 30 days.
What is a wall? Something to keep things out or in. How about just spreading some nuclear waste around so that anyone not going through a safe spot gets exposed. Then they either die or you can track them easier.
Someone suggested something like this:
Prez Yuge: Time to pay for a wall.
Exporter Nieto: Why would I do that?
Prez Yuge: Here’s a busload of illegals.
Exporter Nieto: Hey, that’s not nice.
Prez Yuge: Here’s 2 more busloads.
Exporter Nieto: Woah, cut that –
Prez Yuge: Here’s 4 more busloads.
Exporter Nieto: You’re really serio-
Prez Yuge: Here’s 8 more busloads.
Exporter Nieto: How much do I make the check for?
I suggest a raffle. First prize is Donald Trump’s humility. Second prize is Hillary Clinton’s charm. Third prize is Bernie Sanders’s sanity. Fourth prize is Jeb Bush’s charisma.
– patent the alien technology at Area 51
– sell the naming rights to federal buildings, parks, and monuments
– tickets gladiator bouts between candidates instead of those boring debates
– a carnival with Bernie trying to guess your socio-economic status, a Hillary dunking booth, and Bill barking for the bearded lady (Moochel)
No problem. Put Chris Rock in charge of selling Anonymrs Cookies.
@Burt – I’d buy that for a dollar!
Have Michelle skip one vacation.
Illegal Alien Catch & Release: Illegal aliens have to pay $1,000 plus airfare to get sent back to their home country. They have to $10,000 to be released back in the US with the possibility of being recaptured after 30 days.
“I know! Tax everyone who chooses not to help build the wall!”
— John Roberts, Constitutional Origamist
How can we get the money to build a border wall?
Borrow money from the Chinese, then buy their wall, it is already complete.
Tell liberals it is to keep illegal aliens in the U.S.
How can we get the money to build a border wall?
Michael Moore can skip one snack a day…for a month.
Make the next Billionaire President buy one for the country.
Immediate sofa search through all Federal Agencies.
22 – Black.
push all Mexicans south of their southern border and build the wall there, it will be shorter and cheaper.
@walruskkkch – “Make the next Billionaire President buy one for the country.”
I like it.
Things cheaper than building a wall:
1. Eliminate Welfare, Obamacare, Medicaid, EBT cards, Federal housing, school lunches, and watch the rats run away.
2. Conquer Mexico and make it Obama’s 58th state.
How can we get the money to build a border wall?
…shut down the government for about 8 or nine minutes
…print the money.
Spare hope & change
Operation Fast & FurIOUs
… Charge Ten Dollars a shot to fire the Mexicannon.
.. Charge two dollars a ticket for a raffle the prize being an hour of access to the Mexicannon.
Charge all the Trump fanbois $1 for the privilege of voting for The Lion.
Have Lenny, ‘the hat’ link it to global warming.
How can we get the money to build a border wall?
Hey, aren’t landmines cheaper?
What is a wall? Something to keep things out or in. How about just spreading some nuclear waste around so that anyone not going through a safe spot gets exposed. Then they either die or you can track them easier.
Europe has got no army, let’s rob a few banks.
…1. Take hat in hand
2. Approach the Fed
3. Ask, “Please, may I have some more?”
Someone suggested something like this:
Prez Yuge: Time to pay for a wall.
Exporter Nieto: Why would I do that?
Prez Yuge: Here’s a busload of illegals.
Exporter Nieto: Hey, that’s not nice.
Prez Yuge: Here’s 2 more busloads.
Exporter Nieto: Woah, cut that –
Prez Yuge: Here’s 4 more busloads.
Exporter Nieto: You’re really serio-
Prez Yuge: Here’s 8 more busloads.
Exporter Nieto: How much do I make the check for?
Sales of YoSoylent Brown?
I suggest a raffle. First prize is Donald Trump’s humility. Second prize is Hillary Clinton’s charm. Third prize is Bernie Sanders’s sanity. Fourth prize is Jeb Bush’s charisma.
All day breakfast burritos!!!
How can we get the money to build a border wall?
– patent the alien technology at Area 51
– sell the naming rights to federal buildings, parks, and monuments
– tickets gladiator bouts between candidates instead of those boring debates
– a carnival with Bernie trying to guess your socio-economic status, a Hillary dunking booth, and Bill barking for the bearded lady (Moochel)
Iowa Jim @20–imaginary prizes? Are you invoking P. T. Barnum’s maxim?
@23 – Absolutely. The first three people whom I mention seem to believe it.
Perhaps fifth prize should be an egress.