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President Obama’s new plan for the war in Afghanistan…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s new plan for the war in Afghanistan…
…is awaiting approval from Valarie Jarrett.
…is to go golfing.
President Obama’s new plan for the war in Afghanistan…
a 3Am phone call to Hillary Clinton
is the same as the old plan but in a different binder.
involves getting the Russians to handle it.
…will be in accordance with the Iranian Nuclear pact.
……is to have historical markers put up at every cave Bin Laden had been hiding in, in accordance to Sharia Law.
…will keep John Kerry from yapping about that genocide nonsense…
…involves tapping Trump’s deep bench of foreign affairs experts…
…involves sending lawyers, guns and money…
…rethink his determination to fight wars in alphabetical order.
…less effective camouflage so troops feel less lonely waiting for enemy to shoot first.
…bomb sniffing dog drones, and fast tracking our pooper scooper drone program.
…deride the Taliban for clinging to their God and their guns, just like them Christians.
… is now ready, because he has been mullahing it for some time.
… is a double envy-elopement
… is going to be more Kabulsh**.
… point out to them that these things just don’t happen in other countries.
… is a platoon of delayed-fuse Bowe Bergdahls
Ban off shore drilling in the Atlantic
Fly to Cuba and ask Fidel
Buy the all daughters of ISIS $20,000 gowns
… is to move it to the back burner since Hillary informed him that no American lives have been lost in Afghanistan.
…is that we ere never at war with Afghanistan, we have always been at war with Eurasia.
… is to mobilize the Blame U.S. First Army.
President Obama’s new plan for the war in Afghanistan…
he’ll ask you for a contribution when you’re doing all that you can.
Maybe you’ll carry pictures of Chairman Mao
even if it’s the wrong geography anyhow.
Cause you know it’s gonna be…Alright.
… is more hash, less tag.
… is code-named “Plan 9 From Hauteur Space.”
… is code named “Operation Enduring Freedom Until Hillary Gets In”
… is code named “Operation Deserter Shield”
…blame England, France and Germany….oh….and BOOOOOOSH!
…is…uh…to give…uh…an…uh….a…speech on the…uh…importance of…uh…international cooperation on the…uh…question of…uh…Afganeeestan and to…uh…assure the American public that he…will…uh…pivot immediately to this…uh…international problem that he had…uh…no part in…uh…creating.
Will be complete as soon as he figures out a way to surrender without being chared with treason.