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  1. President Obama’s new plan for the war in Afghanistan…

    a 3Am phone call to Hillary Clinton

    is the same as the old plan but in a different binder.

    involves getting the Russians to handle it.

  2. …rethink his determination to fight wars in alphabetical order.

    …less effective camouflage so troops feel less lonely waiting for enemy to shoot first.

    …bomb sniffing dog drones, and fast tracking our pooper scooper drone program.

    …deride the Taliban for clinging to their God and their guns, just like them Christians.

  3. President Obama’s new plan for the war in Afghanistan…

    he’ll ask you for a contribution when you’re doing all that you can.
    Maybe you’ll carry pictures of Chairman Mao
    even if it’s the wrong geography anyhow.

    Cause you know it’s gonna be…Alright.

  4. …blame England, France and Germany….oh….and BOOOOOOSH!

    …is…uh…to give…uh…an…uh….a…speech on the…uh…importance of…uh…international cooperation on the…uh…question of…uh…Afganeeestan and to…uh…assure the American public that he…will…uh…pivot immediately to this…uh…international problem that he had…uh…no part in…uh…creating.

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