Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
that hot blonde took her seat in the first row. SCHWING!
…a small child pointed out that he was no longer Emperor.
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
he had those Nam flashbacks of smoking pot in London.
he went to wipe his forehead and it turned out to be a pair of lace panties. [not Hillary’s size either!]
his meds wore off.
If by “meds” you mean cocaine.
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
he started it.
…the Bernie Bots burned their banner.
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
David Brock was chased across the stage by some angry Bernie Bros.
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
he told TIm Kaine to pull his finger.
a pair of heels starting showing from behind the podium.
he kept saying “Monica” instead of “Hillary”.
…Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking…
… network journalists starting throwing their underwear on-stage.
… he introduced Hillary by saying “And now for someone completely indifferent.”
… he introduced Hillary by saying “She’ll add a whole new dementia to the presidency.”
… he introduced Hillary by saying “I won’t even name her opponent, but if anyone knows how to beat the D.T.’s, it’s Hillary.”
… he agreed with Michelle that the White House was built like a Barack s***house.
… by slaves.
…the hot lights melted his concealer and the facial bruising showed through.
… those little clones of his came out singing:
“He’s Mister Ice-On-That Miser,
He’s Mister Snow Job;
He’s Mister Every-Day-Is-Christmas,
He’s Mister Oval-Office-B . . . ”
— which is when the censors cut off the audio.
… Thus conveniently deleting Hillary’s performance as Cheat Miser in “The Year Without a Sanders Cause” (a Ranking/Base production). The Russians still have a copy, though.
And, yes, Trump was going to be the Bumble.
Her supporters: “I want to be an Eden-tist!”
Rudolph Hess: “I’m cute! I’m cute! She thinks I’m cute!”
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
he was handed a note that he finished second once again to Harry Reid in the political cadaver competition.
the shout out to Webster Hubbell for Chelsea and the grandkids.
the camera operators’ snoring was audible.
… The limericks started.
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
…he asked Russia to find Hillary’s missing emails.
…the American Flag was shown on the screen behind him. Then the crowd started rioting.
…the people realized they were enjoying food from Chick-Fil-A.
…BLM realized he was just another rich white guy.
…until Goldmember showed up and involved his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. (sorry, watched it last night)
Hillary: “Do you expect me to talk?”
FBI: “No, mysteriously blonde, I expect you to lie!”
…one of the judges got up and rang the gong.
Well, by definition it was a “chuck Barry” production.
…the part where he talked about Hillary.
. . . he yelled “Gimme an H!”, the crowd responded appropriately, and he and they proceeded to spell out the word “hippopotamus”.
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
That hot blonde got up from underneath the podium.
Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…
his iPhone started blowing up with Tinder and Grindr hookups
…the BLM crowd misunderstood his reference about us now buying our rope from China instead of the Russkies.
…he praised Hillary’s new screwball lamp toss on his scoreless streak.
…he broke down, sobbing that he’d give it all up to spend five minutes in Trump’s shoes. That and a good cigar.
…the cheering during his description of battering Wasseman-Schultz’s face stopped when they realized where this story was going.
… Kevin Costner and the rest of Hollywood started Dancing With Wolf.