Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Computers are now stopping crime by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Computers are now stopping crime by…
…making everything legal.
Computers are now stopping crime by…
not connecting to Hillary’s servers.
Computers are now stopping crime by…
bits, bytes and nibbles.
carrying guns
racial profiling logins.
…being a tripping hazard…
Computers are now stopping crime by…
now be harder to obtain than a gun.
Computers are now stopping crime by…
Program say to kill, disassemble, make dead.
…taking a byte out of it.
…concentrating on catburglars.
Computers are now stopping crime by…
…using logic.
…racially profiling whereas humans are afraid to for fear of being called a racist or bigot.
…using cookies! (Ba-dum Tssss!)
Using cymbalic language?
Can computers be racist?
…transmitting scanned fingerprints from keyboards to augment the mugshots, voice prints, and recorded conversations already stored in Bluffdale UT.
…uttering the alarm: “Murder, Death, Kill” which keeps lazy cops from watching the Tick-Tock.
…using reverse Polish notation.
…encrypting their 0’s and 1’s with 1’s and 0’s.
…pretending to play PokeMon Go while they spy on people.
…all CGI now carry zip ties.