Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…
…the Sun.
…itself.
…cookies without walnuts.
…posting comments on Straight Line of the Day.
Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…
not electing a woman as President.
…closing the ozone hole.
Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…
capricious Gods
cat videos on YouTube
the Bildeburg group.
Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…
Professor Plum with a candlestick in the library.
plagiarized Neil Kinnock speeches
the NFL.
…the butterfly effect.
…insufficient nuclear testing.
Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…Government and corporate scientists who receive huge amounts of grant money from the government to do research to prove the theory of the existence of global warming.
…that hothead, Al Gore.
…too many computers running full bore to create climate models.
…the devil himself walking among us. Have you seen it out there? People are going nuts!
…BLM protests clogging up interstates.
…the increased respiration of individuals trying to catch all those Pokémon. Gotta catch’em all!!!
…crab people
…swamp gas from a weather balloon caught in a thermal pocket and reflecting light from Venus
…Donald Trump’s secret weather machine hidden somewhere in R’lyeh.
…cookies with walnuts
…coconut oil
…too many people not voting democrat
…SMOD in occultation by Mars, which is having its own problems with Marble Warming
…Windows 10
You misspelled “reflecting.” The correct spelling is reflacting.
…hockey sticks.
dang… beat me to it
…Dr. Evil.
…poorly calibrated, Chinese made thermometers.
Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…
endless hot air from the Dimwit in Chief
children running in and out their back doors letting all the cold air out
Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…no one quite knows, we could find the cause but It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money! Of course, there’d be no guarantee of success.
Global Cooling.
Mountains of Climate Change BS spewed by liberals as it ferments.
The heat of anger felt by the majority of citizens listening to the Gubmint pushing this crap!
Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…
…having greater access to a glock than a computer.
…capitalism.
…playing Revolution 9 backwards looking for Paul is dead clues.
…people being uncool, man!
…liberal flatulence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence :
“Historically, compounds such as indole, skatole, ammonia and short chain fatty acids were thought to cause the smell of flatus. More recent evidence proves that the major contribution to the smell of flatus comes from a combination of volatile sulfur compounds (VSC).[5][21] It is known that hydrogen sulfide (H2S), methyl mercaptan, MM (also known as methanethiol, MT), dimethyl sulfide (DMS), dimethyl disulfide (DMDS) and dimethyl trisulfide (DMTS) are present in flatus. The benzopyrrole volatiles indole and skatole have a mothball smell, and therefore probably do not contribute greatly to the characteristic smell of flatus.”
…nuclear winter!!11!!
. . . the socks that go missing in the dryer.
…Rod Steiger’s armpits, at night.
…those aliens from the Simpsons, who hope we taste a lot like chicken.
Severe outgassing from politicians.