Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Increasingly awful – Hillary Clinton followed her terrible Pokemon Go joke with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Increasingly awful – Hillary Clinton followed her terrible Pokemon Go joke with…
Increasingly awful – Hillary Clinton followed her terrible Pokemon Go joke with…
the usual socialist prattle on the economy the Democrats so seem to love hearing.
…a mention of PokeHauntUs
.. good ol’ fashioned Holocaust humor.
… twerking.
… a strip tease, until she was no ways attired.
{Brain Bleach will cost you.}
I think you mean strip-quease in this case.
…”AWKWARRRRD!”
Increasingly awful – Hillary Clinton followed her terrible Pokemon Go joke with…
her abject apology for her unintended insult to the Pokemon community with her lame attempt at humor using cultural appropriation.
. . . her hilarious impression of Adolf Hitler giving a speech in 1937.
That wasn’t an impression.
… her classic anti-Free Speech sketch “Who’s on The First?”
[“Who” is her answer to investigators’ first question, “What?” is the answer to the second, “I don’t know is for the third, and “I don’t give a damn” — left field.]
… the death of the speechwriter who wrote that joke.
… a return to her usual bogeyman jokes.
… threats to have PoPo key men peek-at-you.
… a Bugs Bunny joke to the House Select Committee about her server files: “Eh, what’s up.doc?”
…the TShirt cannons launching PokeBalls into the crowd.
Increasingly awful – Hillary Clinton followed her terrible Pokemon Go joke with…
geeking.
Eighteen minutes of silence.
marching to South Carolina in search of Cheerwine Kreme.
Beware of the autoplay.
… an offer to challenge anyone to a game of Backwards Monopoly.
A routine regarding the ease in which one might sight one of her husband’s Pokeballs.
A demand for equal representation of Pokewomon
… an even worse joke about being a grandmut’ah.
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Imam Advises Temporary Marriage May Help With Teen Promiscuity
https://www.jihadwatch.org | 07/22/2016 | Christine Williams
Right there in an open forum in Trinidad, Imam Muhammed Luqman Abdul-Latif proposed temporary teen marriage as a way to cure promiscuity.
What Abdul-Latif is preaching is a Shia practice called mut’ah, in which a man could have a wife for a short period of time while when traveling long distances. The woman needs permission from her father and a dowry is paid for the “service.” It is much like prostitution of women and is termed a “rental” of the woman.
In defining “rental,” the Islamic jurisprudents say: “It is to gain possession of a benefit in exchange for a specified sum.”
It is not traditionally a situation in which a man and woman live together like Westerners before marriage, but a temporary money contract.
According to Khola Hassan, a Sunni Muslim and spokesperson for the UK Islamic Sharia Council, “there is no difference between mut’ah marriage and prostitution. There is a time limit on the marriage, and the mahr given as a gift [from the man to the woman] is the equivalent as a payment to a prostitute.”
The practice is historically Shia, but it is also found among Sunnis. It is seen in Egypt, reportedly rising among Saudis and even in Britain.
Last year, the Islamic State executed seven women in Mosul for refusing temporary marriage.
Increasingly awful – Hillary Clinton followed her terrible Pokemon Go joke with…
…a voter registration drive for all the Pokemon characters.
…recreating the Pee-Wee Tequila dance scene.
…saying, “What difference at this point does it make?”
…her best Rodney Dangerfield impersonation, “Though crowd, tough crowd.”
…with a pause and then saying, “yawn”.
… her rendition of “The Aristocrats”
A “pong”
… a [thankfully] brief rendition of Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface”.
… a reference to the original starter Pokemon as Larry, Moe, and Curly – only to correct herself and name them Manny, Moe, and Jack.
… condemnation of Nintendo for the vile exploitation of animal life for corporate gain.
I thought the originals were Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clyde.
. . . a comment on how much she loves Justin Swift’s band One Direction.