Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…
…: democracy.
The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…
an American Flag.
The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…
sane people
A “Make America Great Again” hat.
Neither the hat nor the sentiment.
Hillary in a bikini…..
(or if you do, it will be the last thing you ever see…..)
…Unabridged copies of the Constitution.
Bill keeping his hands to himself.
. . . is a sober Kennedy. Of course, it’s rare to see that anywhere.
. . . is a crucifix not immersed in urine.
…anyone willing to admit the significance of the John Hinckley, Jr, release.
,,,pictures of Hillary on the front pages of newspapers. It’s part of the Lady Bird Johnson ‘Beautify America’ push.
http://www.aol.com/article/2016/07/27/newspapers-announced-hillary-clinton-s-historic-nomination-with/21439986/
The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…
cookies without walnuts
a sense of humor
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
door bells, sleigh bells and packages tied up with string
you know some of my favorite things
The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…
…common sense.
…bridges.
…rules being followed. Emotions are the plan of the day.
…anything pro-American.
…Russians (Ooooo, they’re real sneaky!)
…a pair of work boots.
…a Green Card.
…a journalist.
… trans-privilege bathrooms.
… any memorial to Vietnam veterans, POWs, or MIAs: absence makes the heart grow Fonda.
… anyone who was ever qualified for or deserving of the presidency of the United States.
…a swimsuit competition.
Thank God for small miracles…
anything that Hillary’s sturmabteilung media brigade doesn’t want you to see.
…spittle free cubic square feet of air.
…John Wayne film retrospectives.
…the key to Bill’s chastity belt.
…a hippie putting a flower in Ted Nugent’s rifle barrel.
…a hotel staffer cleaning bathtubs, or replacing the towels and soap.
Chick-fil-A sammiches
a democratic process
Another thing you won’t see at the convention…According to a spokesperson for the Democratic National Committee (DNC) the Democrat convention has, thankfully, been declared an American Flag Free Zone. This action has been taken at the behest of various groups within the Democrat Party who are unduly upset at the sight of an American flag. The spokesperson further added, “As everyone knows the American flag is a ‘trigger’ that so upsets most Democrats that they must declare a timeout so they can go to their ‘safe space’ for a long recovery period.” To preclude delays to the convention caused by this triggering the DNC declared a total ban on the display of American flags at their convention. Oddly enough the spokesperson said, “Flags of other nations do not have this triggering effect on most Democrats and won’t have to be banned.”
…an orthodox rabbi stopping what he’s doing to pray.
…a sign for the InterVarsity Christian Fellowship alumni to meet up.
…an NRA booth.
…seminars on why $15 an hour minimum wage will cost jobs.