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The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…

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  1. The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…

    cookies without walnuts

    a sense of humor

    raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
    door bells, sleigh bells and packages tied up with string
    you know some of my favorite things

  2. The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…

    …common sense.

    …bridges.

    …rules being followed. Emotions are the plan of the day.

    …anything pro-American.

  3. …spittle free cubic square feet of air.

    …John Wayne film retrospectives.

    …the key to Bill’s chastity belt.

    …a hippie putting a flower in Ted Nugent’s rifle barrel.

    …a hotel staffer cleaning bathtubs, or replacing the towels and soap.

  4. Another thing you won’t see at the convention…According to a spokesperson for the Democratic National Committee (DNC) the Democrat convention has, thankfully, been declared an American Flag Free Zone. This action has been taken at the behest of various groups within the Democrat Party who are unduly upset at the sight of an American flag. The spokesperson further added, “As everyone knows the American flag is a ‘trigger’ that so upsets most Democrats that they must declare a timeout so they can go to their ‘safe space’ for a long recovery period.” To preclude delays to the convention caused by this triggering the DNC declared a total ban on the display of American flags at their convention. Oddly enough the spokesperson said, “Flags of other nations do not have this triggering effect on most Democrats and won’t have to be banned.”

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