Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed with…
…terminal leftyism.
…vision problems.
posts-by-Lactose intolerance
. . . hoof-and-mouth disease
. . . tennis @$$hole
. . . chronic inflammation of the cankles
. . . obesity, narcissism, and psychopathy
Not hoof-and-mouth disease, foot-in-mouth disease…she caught it from Joe Biden.
a hyperthigh / roid condition
Harpies outbreaks
…an insatiable desire to screw people. Her personal physician, however, denies that she is a nymphomaniac.
Sudden Informant Death Syndrome
a hacking cough.
…walkin’ pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu…
…idiopathic sinister vertigo, an unexplained tendency to fall to the left…
Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed with…
terminal stupidity
a penile deficiency
an almost fanatical devotion to herself.
…Crone’s Disease.
(a/k/a. I-lie-tis)
Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed with…
early onset Grinch heart.
the uglies.
Baron Von Munchausen by proxy.
Baron Von Munchausen by proxy.
Hey! I saw that on “St. Elsewhere” once.
If you meant “by proxy server,” much bacon to you!
That too, but I leave the punning to you.
Scamenorrhea and conorrhea
being a malignant democratic Achilles heel
Poor-fear-ya
Assad reflux
She has an overloaded power supply
She has blown capacitors on her mother board
her hard drive is loaded with bad sectors
But it’s nothing that can’t be solved with a bit more media RAM to power her through.
Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed with…
murder.
congenital hyper-lie-cemia
you can’t prosecute her for perjury, she has a DISEASE!!11!!
Vasculitis. It might work for her, though: “Vote for Hillary because she has an angina!”
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The entire DSM 5
.. A moral code. But don’t worry, it appears to be in permanent remission.
Would that be “amoral code”?
Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed with…
… … …doesn’t matter because that is not what she heard.
Or what the reporters repeat for that matter.
Detention Deficit Disorder
Humaphilia
… at this point what difference does it make! 😛
Avoidable Depression
Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed with…
being…
5150 – ate up – ate up with the dumb a** – bananas – bat-sh*t crazy – batty – bobo – bonkers – certifiable – cracka** – cracked out – cra-cra – cray – cray-cray – crazier than a run-over dog – crazier than a sh*t-house rat – craziness – crazy-pants – creepy – crunk – cuckoo – cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs – dodgy – far out – freaky-deaky – f***ed up – funkdafied – funky – goocher – have a screw loose – hog-wild – hyphy – insane in the membrane – jacked up – kooky – leafy – loony – loopy – loud – mad – mad as a hatter – madcap – mad whack – messed – messed up – mondo bizarro – more cuckoo than a clock – more cuckoo than a clock factory – need a check up from the neck up – noid – non-linear – nucking futs – nuts – nutso – nuttso – nutty – off (one’s) box – off (one’s) nut – off (one’s) rocker – off the deep end – off the wall – on crack – one fry short of a Happy Meal – out of hand – out of (one’s) mind – out of the box – out there – out to lunch – postal – psycho – redic – ridonkulous – scary – screwy – seven thirty – sh*t-bat crazy – smoke crack – spastic – spich – throwed – throwed off – trippy – two cans short of a six pack – unbelievabubble – wacked – wacked out – whack – whacked – whacked out – wigged out – zany
Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed with…
…Tinman-itus
…excessive body counts.
…sleep induction.
Modern Democratic Disease: high white blood counts, with lots of red cells.
Emailsculation.
GrandMa Caesars.
Hammer and Sickle Cell anomia
Erratic BLM movements
RachelCarsonoma
Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed as a carrier of Emperors Disease.
…. morals!
Nevermind, that was just gas…….