Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now making a comeback in Russia…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now making a comeback in Russia…
Now making a comeback in Russia…
Hillary’s reset button
Now making a comeback in Russia…
Obamanomics.
…Mr. and Mrs. Smith
…vodka shooters…
…potato famines(purely coincidental)…
… actual shooters…
…the Moscow Mules football team.
Nuclear wessels
…we listen org
. . . wire-tapping, torture, and gulags.
. . . bad weather (it’s that time of year).
. . . dictatorship.
. . . the KGB.
Trying to spot Palin’s living room on the horizon.
Now making a comeback in Russia…
Czarism…featuring Vladimir Putin.
Chernobyl Holidays … We hear its an up and coming hot spot.
…that old Perry Como hit, “Catch a Falling Czar”.
…a wall.
…the Soviet Calendar.
…czarcasm
Arrogant diplomatic threats and shoe-banging
Sinister plots to kill Moose and Squirrel
An obvious classic.
(enjoy the bacon)
Eward Gil (Eduard Khil)
Now making a comeback in Russia…
… Hammer and Sickle
… Frost bite
… that depressing, grey, soup-odored essence that is Eastern Europe
… Shirtless Bear-rides
… Smirnoff ICE
. . . lines for food, toilet paper, soap, etc., just like in Venezuela, but in the cold
. . . czars and czarinas but no czardines in the stores
… Mosin Rifles
…female shotputters who look like male shotputters, and female gymnasts who look like female shotputters.
…blackmarket Levis, and one for jeans too.
…a return to Obama-like unfettered legislative powers.
…a constitution similar to Fight Club rules, but not so wordy.
…New Coke