Straight Line of the Day: When He Blows Out the Candles on His Birthday Cake Today, Harvey Will Wish For…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

When he blows out the candles on his birthday cake today, Harvey will wish for…

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  1. When he blows out the candles on his birthday cake today, Harvey will wish for…

    …3 more wishes.

    …Joanie Loves Chachi complete series on DVD.

    …anything as long as fish sauce is involved.

    …a Hillary (and the other guy) yard sign

  2. When he blows out the candles on his birthday cake today, Harvey will wish for…

    … robots that make the good sex on him.

    … ending the violins.

    … the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything.

    … a puppy

  3. … Hillary seems to be already providing it.

    [You need to get better at reading clues. A video all about dominoes…a poll all about pizza…]

    … A cheese grater. Make Harvey grate again.

    … A border wall, perhaps?

  4. …his Obamacare plan cover trips to Chelsea”s apt during medical emergencies.

    …Hillary’s body double get hit by a train so the press can have a resurrection to cover up.

    …a time travel machine to round up all those movie writers and directors who put crappy endings in their otherwise fine films, to… ,well that’s for you to figure out.

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