…his Obamacare plan cover trips to Chelsea”s apt during medical emergencies.
…Hillary’s body double get hit by a train so the press can have a resurrection to cover up.
…a time travel machine to round up all those movie writers and directors who put crappy endings in their otherwise fine films, to… ,well that’s for you to figure out.
…tuna!
…cookies!
…whirled peas.
When he blows out the candles on his birthday cake today, Harvey will wish for…
less candles.
more cookies!
no ***cough***cough******HACK HACK HACK*****Cough **** pneumonia
…a cat!
…a gun to keep those damn kids off his lawn!
…an end to gerbil worming.
Health for all the candidates. This race is just too much fun to watch with the present slate.
This is one of those times I wish I could vote twice for a comment.
…interesting times…
When he blows out the candles on his birthday cake today, Harvey will wish for…
…3 more wishes.
…Joanie Loves Chachi complete series on DVD.
…anything as long as fish sauce is involved.
…a Hillary (and the other guy) yard sign
Whatever it is, it’ll be something deplorable.
…a nice basket.
http://www.businessinsider.com/5-million-basket-building-in-ohio-2016-9
Punched out hippies.
When he blows out the candles on his birthday cake today, Harvey will wish for…
… robots that make the good sex on him.
… ending the violins.
… the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything.
… a puppy
. . . bacon
. . . Frank to return to IMAO so that Harvey doesn’t have to do all the work.
. . . faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money
. . . red-hot women and ice-cold beer
Harvey will wish to be all growed up.
A plain manila envelope left at his door with transcripts from all those deleted “yoga” e-mails.
Fred Thompson to return from the dead.
Amen Bacon on that one…
A Red Ryder Carbine Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle
… Morgan Fairchild, leaving Frank J. forever infuriated.
…the Yoko Ono’s Complete Recordings boxed set.
Oh, I’m sorry, I see you beat me to it…
. . . boxed, crated, welded, shipped to the Indiana Jones warehouse . . .
…a shrubbery…
… Hillary seems to be already providing it.
[You need to get better at reading clues. A video all about dominoes…a poll all about pizza…]
… A cheese grater. Make Harvey grate again.
… A border wall, perhaps?
… Artesian crafts. (I’m a well-wisher.)
…Whatever Sci-Fi portal is apparently in Chelsea’ apartment.
… DeathStar-gate?
{♪ Darth Vader theme}
Those clone pods from Invasion of the Body Snatchers, maybe? Would explain the shrill mouth hole noises.
… a larger monthly payoff from Big Hair for his face.
…a lovely gift basket full of deplorables.
…..nothing fancy, just to be treated like an illegal immigrant.
…his Obamacare plan cover trips to Chelsea”s apt during medical emergencies.
…Hillary’s body double get hit by a train so the press can have a resurrection to cover up.
…a time travel machine to round up all those movie writers and directors who put crappy endings in their otherwise fine films, to… ,well that’s for you to figure out.
same as the rest of us: for his wife to forget all the dumb stuff he’s done!
(Belated Happy 2 u!)
…hookers and blow.