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HUD Announces Further Plans to Encourage Diversity in American Neighborhoods
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Places like Kennebunkport MA, Malibu CA, Chappaqua NY, Shaker Heights Ohio, Hyannis Massachusetts, Las Vegas Nevada, San Francisco California, Aspen Colorado etc have been identified as likely candidate cities for needing additional diversity, as they have a dearth of certain groups. Might I suggest a few other places that are in desperate need of some diversity…Chevy Chase, Georgetown, Beverly Hills, San Moreno, Martha’s Vineyard, The Hampton’s, Arlington, and Alexandria. These are just a few of the wealthy and for the most part liberal Democrat run city’s in America that are in desperate need of their fair share of Boods, Crips, MS-13ers and Muslims.
Perhaps the government can control all housing stocks and randomly assign people to housing in such a fashion to ensure diversity.