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  1. . . . “Can I crash at your place tonight? My mom kicked me out of her basement.”

    . . . “Got any weed?”

    . . . “I just asked that guy for some money and he told me to get a job. Fascist” (actually, he probably thinks that it’s spelled ‘Fashist’.

  2. Phrases you will likely hear at an anti-Trump protest…

    “I don’t know why we had to count all those hate votes”

    “so..like…umm…yeah…aha..right…like…”

    “Viva la Mexico!”

    “Gotta go, I’m needed at the Pro-Choice rally at 6.”

  3. …Never trust anyone with an IQ over 35.

    …John Roberts will say it ain’t beating a white guy, it’s a political speech tax.

    …It’s war dude, I love the smell of my palm in the morning.

    …Hasta la vista, baby, we just burned down my Starbucks. Oh, the humanity.

    …You think this is rioting, you should see how we act when our side wins.

  4. Phrases you will likely hear at an anti-Trump protest…

    When do we protest the Chicago Cubs? Gotta keep the checks coming.

    If I had a daddy, he would look like 0bama.

    Didja sign up for that health insurance thingee yet?

    The minimum wage should be $50 an hour, which is $48 an hour more than I’m making here.

  5. …I don’t care what Trump says, I saw it on Facebook so it has to be true!

    …. how am I going to afford to go to Electoral College if it isn’t free?

    … all victims of fake hate crimes deserve to be believed!!11!!

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