Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama said Michelle will never run for office. What will she do instead?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama said Michelle will never run for office. What will she do instead?
Dancing With the Stars
or Dancing with the Czars
Dancing with the Curs
Make TV ads for prune juice, “a warrior’s drink!”
Of course she won’t ‘Run’ for office. She will instead challenge a leader in mortal combat and climb through the ranks challenging those above her until she finally sits on the throne.
It only makes sense…. in her faith you keep what you kill.
…infinite vacations on Barack’s 6 figure salary while pulling down 5 figures of her own.
Actually, M’Kel used to pull down six figures as a “Director of Community Relations” before she became First Fishwife. $317K per year, until she went part-time, when she STILL pulled in six figures ($122K). Without the promise of returning to office, it will be interesting to see what kind of money the Obamas can take in for appearance fees, etc. It would seem difficult to duplicate the dizzying accomplishments of the Clinton Foundation, but I’m sure there are plenty of people eager to show off their Prog credentials by hosting the First African-American First Family!!1!
Run her mouth.
Found this interview with Moochel after Trump won.
President Obama said Michelle will never run for office. What will she do instead?
He’ll sell the blow, she’ll be the hooker.
Be appointed.
what most middle aged housewives with unemployed husbands do, drink heavily.
President Obama said Michelle will never run for office. What will she do instead?
gallop for office?
gallumph for office?
Waddle?
slither
Lumber forward with an ungainly stride for office?
My money’s on slither.
She will bake cookies. She’s heard that’s what real ladies do.
Have Tea Parties. (they’re tremendously successful)
Wait for nightfall and attack Beowulf.
…go the Hillary route, she’ll ruin for office.
…start with subtle hints like buying her clothes at Men’s Warehouse and growing a beard.
President Obama said Michelle will never run for office. What will she do instead?
Return to Qo’nos and prepare for jak’tahla.
Take a job as co-pilot on the Millennium Falcon
-But not before celebrating her last Life Day as the First Wookiee in the White House.
She will become a compensated spokesperson for depilatories.
President Obama said Michelle will never run for office. What will she do instead?
Be a model under the Omar the Tentmaker label.
Write a book called “We Already Made America Grate Again”
The Cleveland Browns are looking for linebackers, so there’s that.
Just continue her recurring role on Messin’ With Sasquatch commercials.
Right the ship at Buzzfeed, or Rolling Stone, or Gawker….
Talk show host, where she will feature a nauseating stream of progressive celebrity guests, and will be universally praised by the media as gracious, charming, lovely, stylish, warm, funny, attractive, edgy, engaging, thought-provoking, wise, intelligent, well-informed, and most of all INSPIRING – and when the show tanks because she is an unwatchable, unlikable, self-righteous scold, it will be blamed on America’s being RAAACIST!!1!!!
Yep. It was RACISM that brought down Oprah and left her penniless.
Also the SEXISM – don’t forget that.
Run her orifice.
…stir up the libs, start a US version of the Bolsheviks and seize power.
Drat, you posted it first.
Go back to her modeling job. You know, those fuzzy, grainy pics of her walking off in the distance in a forest?
Try to get a walk-on part as a Klingon in one of the Star Trek reboots.
Work on her “Stare of Death.”
The same thing she does every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!
Go back to Kashyyyk.
Go full Terminator.
You never go full Terminator.
Stunt double for Chewbacca.