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Archive of entries posted on February 2017
You Will Freak Out and Die After Reading This About Trump!
A therapist says that many of his clients are now suffering from “headline stress disorder” from overexposure to negative stories about President Trump.
Which makes me wonder how crazy the people are who WRITE the headlines.
Does SpongeBob Have a Green Card?
Link of the Day: Satire – Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing
[High Praise! to The Red Schtick]
Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing
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We’ll Have to Ask You to Leave the Country… If That’s OK With You, Eh?
Illegal immigrants in the United States are sneaking into Canada in record numbers to avoid deportation.
They’re not building a wall, but there IS talk of a maple syrup moat.
Straight Line of the Day: A Suspicious Russian Ship Was Caught off the US Coast. What Was It Doing There?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A suspicious Russian ship was spotted very near the US coast. What was it doing there?
Well, At Least Obama’s Birth Certificate Is Protected Now
The US Navy successfully tested a new shipboard missile defense system in Hawaii.
Cool!… Any chance we can FedEx it overnight to the coast of Connecticut?
The Illustrated Frank J: Actually, Democrats Thought Hillary Fit That Description
“And Then What?” Is Not a Question Liberals Habitually Ask
On Twitter, leftist comedian Sarah Silverman called for a military coup to overthrow President Trump
Completely overlooking the fact that none of her leftist friends have any guns to overthrow the military coup.
It’s What Used to Be Called “Plain English”
Link of the Day: Satire – Trump Signs Executive Order Making English Official Language of World
[High Praise! to The NewsMutiny]
Trump Signs Executive Order Making English Official Language of World
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Next Season of “The Apprentice” to Be Hosted by Groundskeeper Willie
To save money, some school districts are considering using students as janitors.
Economical. Also, it seems fair to make them clean up all those Michelle Obama school lunches they’re still throwing away every day.
7 Reasons You Should Be Glad Trump’s Muslim Travel Ban Got Stopped
So… 60% of the refugees admitted into the US since a federal judge halted President Trump’s executive order designed to prevent “foreign terrorist entry into the United States” come from five of the seven countries identified by the Trump administration (AND Obama’s) as most risky.
But that’s ok. Because these refugees will, no doubt, eventually end up doing the jobs Americans won’t do. Like:
Maybe just DJ at a nightclub
Specialty Undergarment Supplier
US Army Medical Corps Psychiatrist
Who are we to keep them from living the dream and Making America Grave Again?
Straight Line of the Day: Obamacare Is So Bad, It Would Be an Improvement to Replace It With…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obamacare is so bad, it’d be an improvement to replace it with…
Quick Question
If Trump Is Hitler, does that make “Art of the Deal” his “Mein Kampf”?
Which would be odd, because it talks about building casinos, not concentration camps.
And unlike Obama’s book, he doesn’t even mention eating dogs.