Tesla CEO Elon Musk is preparing to unveil new computers that can be fitted directly into the human brain.
Yes, why should you have to pull your phone out of your pocket and look at it with your eyes like some kind of savage?
Tesla CEO Elon Musk is preparing to unveil new computers that can be fitted directly into the human brain.
Yes, why should you have to pull your phone out of your pocket and look at it with your eyes like some kind of savage?
Here’s hoping Samsung doesn’t make the batteries.
This does not compute.
“Now, that chip implant you gave me. Was it a supermicrocomputer?”
“No.”
“Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me what kind of chip I DID put in?”
“You won’t be angry?”
“I will NOT be angry.”
“Commodore someone.”
“Commodore someone. Commodore who?”
“Commodore… 64.”
“Commodore 64?”
“I’m almost sure that was the name.”
Hmm. A bunch of California leftists want to install hardware and reprogram our brains. What could possibly go wrong?
So the Blue Screen Of Death is some sort of prophecy?