Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
Sit in a circle in the middle of a forest and scream your head off – wait…never mind….
…is to use the power of their M I N D S.
Whine and snivel constantly. If that fails, snivel and whine…constantly.
…pretty much the same thing they did last time…. try and find the most odious liberal candidate they can to run against him.
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
Ask Great Britain for a recount of the American Revolution.
Set Hillary Clinton up in Avignon as the “Anti-Trump”
Claim his hair has usurped the Constitution.
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
Tell him if he doesn’t resign Pauly Shore will portray him in the biopic.
…Harvey leaked it yesterday: Pink knit booties! It’s foolproof.
1) Collect underpants
2) ?
3) President Hillary
1) Soil Underpants
2) ???
3) Preznit Chelsea!!!!
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
… A drum circle of exclusion.
… a massive music festival that would dwarf the likes of Woodstock and Reggae on the River.
… a human chain across the Pacific. (That’ll show him)
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
Have Obama challenge him to a bowling match, loser take all.
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
hope that J[aye] P. Morgan gongs him.
… is to pass some sort of laws restricting the powers of not just the executive branch, but the entire federal government. No liberal has ever heard of such a thing before!
Wait, I know. We could pass a system of laws which restrict the power of the Executive and counterbalance it through distributive powers to a general assembly and judicial system! And we could have people, THE PEOPLE, vote to elect individuals to those offices dedicated to upholding the law and system of government! [pondering…]
……nyah……….
That’s just crazy enough to work!
Yeah, but will we get free birth control?
less cowbell
That’s actually profound in a way.
Noooooo!!!!!!
…involve moose and squirrel…Muhahahahaha!!!
…relies heavily on Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg not recusing herself.
…is hoping he’ll fumble the football.
…is to choke our rivers with their dead.
…magnets
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
whatever it may be, must be proceeded by the round up of all meddlesome kids!
is probably contained in that catalog they just got from the ACME co.
came with hugs and kisses from some one called “The Brain”.
…is to snare him in a cleverly-devised Twitter honey trap…
…involves placing a large wooden badger on the White House lawn…
… invite him to appear on MSNBC. If no one sees him, he has no power!
… Since he hasn’t committed any high crimes, so maybe they can nail him on that “Mister Meaner” thing.
… Corruptynite!
Corruptcakes.
I like that much better. I think I’ll use it instead of “snowflakes”!
Okay. That’ll be five corrupt dollahs!
…involves a mole, a whack-a-mole, and an illegal Mexican chef cooking mole.
. . . well, they aren’t sure what it’ll be yet, but it definitely won’t involve admitting they could be wrong about anything.
But right now they’re thinking it’ll be something involving three rolls of Scotch tape, a woodchuck, and waiting for just the right planetary alignment.
… will be found just down the hallway, fourth room on the right, past the Insults, Getting Hit on the Head Lessons, and Arguments rooms (also known as Congress).
… reduce his salary to one dollar per year — he might self-deport.
… trick him! Place an executive order in front of him, and telling him he must “re-sign.” But take away the hyphen!
… John Roberts will rule that, when he took the oath of office, Trump promised to “undeserve, neglect, and deFriend” the Constitution — by interpreting the spirit of his words, rather than the words that literally came out of his mouth.
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
… clearly, and without hostility, propose policies that address the concerns of Americans, and show true willingness to modify those policies when it’s prudent to do so.
NAAAHHH… More freakouts and destruction!
…is to somehow get a picture of him with his feet up on the couch.
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
involved getting MacGuvyer out of retirement, finding some chewing gum, aluminum foil, medium sized aglets and a small rooster.
Female Guest Star: “All I have is guinea fowl.”
MacGuvyer: “I’ll make it work.”
They’ve captured the public school system, the national media, importation from other countries, and Hollywood elites. Next stop: hostile coup. Using the same process that brought Skeletor, I mean Nancy Pelosi, back from the dead, they will be reanimating and arming the legion of dead democrat voters.
…a contingent of immigrants from Madrid to ask questions. Because no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
Knit and wear totally adorbs hats depicting female genitalia and march while littering the streets, screaming profanities, bullying those who do not share every one of your political and social views, and fantasizing openly about acts of terror – oh, wait . . .
Dress all in black with storm trooper boots and balaclavas, setting fires, destroying businesses, punching people who even resemble political opponents in the face, while loudly denouncing all who fail to join you as fascists – oh, wait . . .
Riot to prevent people with opposing viewpoints from speaking, in the name of free speech (yours, not theirs) – oh, wait . . .
Refuse to date (thereby showing hope for the future) while That Man is in office – oh, wait . . .
Speculate suggestively about a military coup – oh, wait . . .
Hold a Wiccan ceremony of binding – oh, wait . . .
Enlist the partisan media to pursue a fake news narrative making all “resistance” efforts seem public-spirited, patriotic and morally uplifting while simultaneously misrepresenting and then denouncing with hysteria everything the administration does, fails to do, or might conceivably do in their fevered imaginations – oh, wait . . .
Scream and cry like little babies throwing tantrums – oh, wait . . .
Openly mock, belittle and vilify anyone who voted for Trump – oh, wait . . .
Make everything – Facebook comments, beer commercials, heartwarming stories about a man who just happens to be a Muslim immigrant (a MUSLIM IMMIGRANT, people!) adopting special needs kids, entertainment awards shows about “migrant worker” actors – everything, every damned thing, political – oh, wait . . .
Venerate policies voted on by no one, opposed by the majority, and autocratically imposed by Obama and his mighty pen as if they were present from the Founding of Our Nation, exist as the embodiment of global human rights, and are expressive of “who we are” as a People – oh, wait . . .
Engage in serious introspection, seek to understand rather than denounce the opposing viewpoint, evaluate the policies you have espoused in terms of real world results, and rationally organize an effort to engage others in civil discussions of alternative solutions to actual problems which involve something more concrete than “feelings” – oh, f*ck that sh!t, just hold your breath until you turn blue. If it hasn’t worked before, it’s because you’re not investing enough emotion. Double down, people, double down!
Crabby – probably your best tour de force ever!
I’ll second that emotion…very well done.
(((Golf Clap)))
The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…
Place him in a position of powerlessness, like DNC Chairman, or MSM pundit, or CEO of a newspaper.