Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Right now, the Democrats’ best bet for a 2020 presidential candidate…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Right now, the Democrats’ best bet for a 2020 presidential candidate…
Right now, the Democrats’ best bet for a 2020 presidential candidate…
is Donald Trump.
Right now, the Democrats’ best bet for a 2020 presidential candidate…
is….A Herring.
is…an Illegal Immigrant.
is…None of the Above/No Preference
is…Vlad Putin.
…a cat. Any cat.
… somebody who doesn’t need glasses.
…is Mama June (Campaign slogan – “She’s So Tired of Losing…)
Heresy! She ain’t noways tahrd. She persists. She powers through. Because she has a uterus! (And that, by the way, is the campaign slogan: “Because she has a uterus.”)
The Uterus will Uniterus!
2020: Womb For Improvement ™
Get Invulved!
…military takeover by ISIS or N Korea and imposition of 1 party rule. In either case, their party is almost identical.
Chelsea Clinton – because she’s a womyn and she has a uterus. And she got a Lifetime Achievement Award for absolutely nothing…just like Obama and his Nobel Peace Prize.
is Rod Blagojevich. He isn’t scheduled for release from the penitentiary until 2025, so the damage that he can do is less than what most Democrats would do.
One they pick with hindsight
Zaphod Beeblebrox
…is Chucky Cheese Schumer.
… is Randolph Scott! (gasps!!!) RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!
…is not just Any Cat, but Any Cat with a Uterus. Any Uterus.
Uterusticats?
[insert hat joke here]
Dang it! I coulda been a contender.
Right now, the Democrats’ best bet for a 2020 presidential candidate…
Is to get some kind of Frankenstein Monster combination of the shambling corpse of Hillary Clinton and the brain of Abby someone…. I mean Bernie Sanders.
Barney Frankenstein?
Oh No! I hate both Al Franken and Jill Stein. I could never vote for a FrankenStein Ticket!
…a Republican. Look how well the Republicans did down ticket by running a Democrat.
…pulling names out of a hat (or a phone book).
Me.