Shut Up and Build a Moonbase Already!

NASA has announced that it has discovered 10 new “potentially hazardous” space rocks close to Earth that could put life on this planet at risk.

Apparently they’re all composed entirely of idling SUVs

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  1. NASA has announced that it has discovered 10 new “potentially hazardous” space rocks close to Earth that could put life on this planet at risk.

    Space rocks? Is that some new scientific term they are introducing?

    • Well, I know that I can gain ten pounds by eating a half-pound box of Valentine’s Day chocolate, so I’m not as skeptical of this creative math as I might be.

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