Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The NFL’s newest plan to fix the empty seat problem in its stadiums…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The NFL’s newest plan to fix the empty seat problem in its stadiums…
is to fill the empty seats with empty suits, and they’ve already contacted former President Obama (do I love writing those three words!)
… is cardboard cutouts with tape recorded crowd noise
…inflatables. like the Otto Pilot from Airplane.
…is to give every ticket buyer a free whoopee cushion with the team logo of your choice on it.
Beg President Trump to make personal appearance and speech at half-time.
Free knee pads for anthem kneeling for the first 1000 attendees.
…remove 75% of the seats. Then spin it as every seat in the stadium is filled.
…free hookers and blow.
Trump bobble-head give-away!
Disco/hip hop CD demolition bonfires at midfield at halftime of every game
Make a regulation disallowing any camera crew from photographing any of the empty seats
The NFL’s newest plan to fix the empty seat problem in its stadiums…
Free ticket give away to anyone sexual harassed by a Liberal.
The NFL’s newest plan to fix the empty seat problem in its stadiums…
Poles for every cheerleader.
The NFL’s newest plan to fix the empty seat problem in its stadiums…
treat the ticket gate like it was the Mexico/USA border under President Obama.
…advertise Milo will be singing the National Anthem. Antifa will show up in droves.
…make every game a road game…
Tell all the welfare recipients in the cities where these stadiums are that there are free Obama phones and food stamps under the vacant seats. There would be a stampede.
…replace the seats with comfy sofas and vendors to bring you a beer. And a sammich.
…make the seats wider, maybe even wide enough to fit an Oakland Raiders fan.
CGI. Like the first down lines.