Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is currently worth $105 billion. What should he spend it on?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is currently worth $105 billion. What should he spend it on?
Russian hookers and Columbian blow.
And butter?
Tuna!
Me
A possible presidential run against Roseanne Barr.
Guns!
…Bitcoin (sucker!)…
I have a bridge for sale.
To quote Tug McGraw, “good times, women, and Irish whiskey.”
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is currently worth $105 billion. What should he spend it on?
Himself.
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is currently worth $105 billion. What should he spend it on?
Toilet paper. You can never have enough toilet paper.
…building a giant wooden badger.
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is currently worth $105 billion. What should he spend it on?
good accountants.
happiness, since money can’t buy you love.
a new iPhone.
…a surefire way to make a small fortune (…by starting with a large one)
…buying North Korea
What is supposed to do with the remaining $104,999,999,999.98?
Spend it on environmental cleanup. There’s a reason they call commies filthy.
Promoting Hillary’s next whine-all book, like the good little Democrat tool he is. The losses should take care of at least half of his net worth.
acquiring all the companies in which I own stock, at a large premium to their current market prices.
The Amazon Rainforest
He should make a large donation to the zzyz Foundation. The zzyzx Foundation builds partnerships of great purpose between businesses, governments, NGOs, and individuals to work faster, better, and leaner; to find solutions that last; and to transform lives and communities from what they are today to what they can be, tomorrow. He should also buy that bridge I own in Brooklyn which just happens to be for sale at this time. Both are very good investments.
You forgot the foundation’s deep commitment to social justice.
“… and empowering the under-served historically-deprived minorities to facilitate broader conversations around themes centered on resistance, progressive justice for inclusive climate advocacy and enlightened engagement of current events / gender awareness, and activism at the intersection of truth, justice, and healthy snacks like grapes cut in half so you don’t choke on them.”
Gentlemen, gentlemen…all that goes without saying, after all the zzyzx Foundation is modeled after the famed Clinton Foundation. This means everyone benefits from the largess dispatched by the zzyzx Foundation…especially zzyzx.
If he ever gets appointed Sec. of State he’ll have it made in the shade.
flights to Mars.
“Seattle to Sydney in 2-1/2 hours.”
Star Trek fan fiction films.
bribing Kim Jon-un and his hundred closest friends to retire to some island somewhere (Niue, Seychelles, Midway, Diego Garcia, Bikini, etc.).