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Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
…too many crows.
But who’s counting?
You mean Ravens?
“Nevermore”
…a lot of people getting killed last year.
…racial profiling at the KFC’s.
The improved math skills of the Baltimore adult population
….SQUIRREL!
…the lack of stringent gun control in Wyoming and Montana
a gang war over turf for dealing covfefe
global warming
George W. Bush
Donald Trump
the recently-passed tax reform act
…lack of running serpentine
… Ted “Zodiac” Cruz.
…grading on a curve.
Deep State Covfefe
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
Let’s spin the big wheel of Blame!….Lack of intersectionality.
Lack of Michelle Obama’s lunch program.
racist mathematics
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
a too strict definition of the term “murder”.
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
Muslims. No, wait. Not Muslims. That other group that starts with ‘M’. Ahh, I remember, METHODISTS!
Martians? Melungeons? Marylanders? Midwesterners? Mongolians?
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
the steep drop off on attendance the second week after the opening of the Last Jedi.
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
Iowa Jim, destroyer of threads more inclusive definition and expansion into the tidewater area of the east coast.
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
everyone but themselves.
Walnuts
Better sight-alignment.
the proliferation of gun-free zones
Though not really a reason that liberals would use.
Who cares???!!??
We’re going to have a royal wedding! Squeeeeeeee!!!!
Not knowing how to fudge the numbers like DC.
…the high morale and strong work ethic of those seeking a career as rappers.
…home field advantage for Ray Lewis and his posse.
. . . the fascist white supremacist patriarchy (white men, for short).
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
cut backs on the funding for the Storm trooper schools of shooting.
… misguided frat boys fighting the establishment. This could take years and cost millions of lives.
Not if they all get together for a toga party.
… stock bumps.
…Yankee fans.
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…Murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists. (You knew someone HAD to post this.)
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…Murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists. (You knew someone HAD to post this.)
I just knew it had to be Methodists. Rotten buggers.
The natives. In those parts the savage natives are hostile.
…And restless. Especially after dark.
Liberals are blaming the record high murder rate in Baltimore on…
…lack of funding.
…the repealing of Net Neutrallity.
…It’s Always Sunny being taken off Netflix.
Chicago. Despite their best homicidal efforts, they just can’t keep up.
Keeping up with the Chicago Joneses is difficult.
…teacher’s unions, understandably, just trying to reduce class sizes.
…rude thugs cutting in the line to rob the liquor store.
…the natural tendency to take umbrage when a ruffian disparages your chainsaw bayonet.
…kindergarten shanks.