Um… Not ACTUALLY the President, There, Trigglypuff

A former executive assistant at NBC “protested” President Trump by yelling at his animatronic robot doll during a show at Disney World’s “Hall of Presidents”.

Well, the Trump robot is very realistic. After the incident it tweeted that he was a loser.

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  1. Spock (looking into viewfinder): “A liberal is yelling hysterically at an object that is completely unable to respond, while the laws of logic apply.” (Raises one eyebrow} “Fasci-nating.”

    Dr. McCoy: “Spock, do these old ears deceive me, or did you just attempt a joke?”

    Kirk: “Gentlemen, let’s attend to the issue at hand: How do we defeat liberals if they are willing to expend so much energy yelling at Animatronic Trump? Scotty: any clues on how to think like a liberal?”

    Scotty: “I canna de-wit, Captain.”

    Kirk: “But can we still out-shoot them?”

    Scotty: “Oh, aye Sir. {Grins} Aye!”

    Kirk: “Mr. Sulu, any readings on what he was yelling at?’

    Sulu: “A.I., Captain.”

    Kirk: “Chekov? Heading. Direction?””

    Chekov: “Wery mysterious, sir. Seems to be from all of the Chappaqua, Soros, and Chicago systems. No way to get a firm fix. Further investigations may be needed.”

    Kirk: “Uhura, open hailing frequencies.”

    Uhura: “Your Twitter account has been blocked, sir. No more words allowed. {Consults earpiece} At any limit!”

    Kirk: {increasingly concerned}: “What have they replaced . . . words … with??”

    Uhura: “Emoticons, sir.”

    Kirk: “Emoti — COONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSS?!!”

    • “Intellectual talent”? For an instant I felt flattered, but then I realized you were talking about Hissy McRobotthurt.

      Presidentielectronics —
      You just can’t unseat them;
      Those who forget histrionics
      Are condemned to repeat them.

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