[High Praise! to Oppo]

Light Mueller’s Fire (to the tune of “Light My Fire” by The Doors)

You know that it will be untrue
You know that I will be a liar
If I was to say to you
Collusion couldn’t get much higher

Come on baby light Meuller’s fire
Come on baby light Meuller’s fire
Try to set the right afire

The time legislate is through
Not time to allow in deniers
From now on we can only lose
Strzok & Page’s love was a funeral pyre

Come on baby light Meuller’s fire
Come on baby light Meuller’s fire
Try to set the right afire

You know that it will be untrue
You know that I will be a liar
If I was to say I knew
The one who got us to conspire

Come on baby light Meuller’s fire
Come on baby light Meuller’s fire
Try to tell the Right “You’re Fired!”

{Fadeout: seemingly unending media organ of the Democratic party}