Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could have one wish come true what would it be?
I wish someone would reboot “Jurassic Park” so that it’s about a plucky young zookeeper who, despite seemingly insurmountable obstacles (including evil government bureaucrats who are getting bribed by Disney to stop it), manages to successfully open the world’s first cloned dinosaur zoo.
Basically, “We Bought a Zoo” with CGI velociraptors.
I want to become a real boy…
I suppose “Maureen O’Hara passes up John Wayne in favor of me” is too obvious.
Stop chasing 98 year olds.
To have an endless supply of wishes that would would come true.
Joke.
Man finds a genie. [skip the first two wishes for brevity] And your third wish?
I want my “Johnson” to touch the floor!
POOF!
His legs disappeared.
Anyway, one wish? Good health and long life.
Being in Captain Kirk’s situation seems like a pretty good, all-encompassing one.
How about: All liberals who wore safety pins, or diaper pins, or whatever they were, for a day stop and publicly ask “What the heck was that all about? Who told us to do that? Why did we? What did it mean? And what did it accomplish? And why would I do it again in a heartbeat?”
As a Vietnam Vet my one wish is that Jane Fonda dies of ass cancer….bleeding ass cancer at that.
I want stupidity to hurt, but in a way that is proportional to the amount of dumb that is getting ready to happen. So, like, if you’re getting ready to toss a red shirt in with white clothes you get a sharp pang, like a headache maybe. BUT if you are actively advocating for repealing the second amendment or maybe handing over control of all healthcare to the government, or marrying my ex-wife… you know, something REALLY heinous… BOOM! crippling pain. The way I see it, it would act as a combination warning/punishment for behavior modification.