Invite ecovangelists over for birthday dinner and serve them sea turtle purée on the half shell, with lots of drinking straws. Bring cases of soda pop, held together with 6-pack rings. And don’t forget to release the helium party balloons.
…Half a b, philosophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half the b, has got to be
Vis-a-vis it’s entity…d’you see?
But can a b be said to be
Or not to be an entire b
When half the b is not a b
Due to some fact of history?… forgo the singing…
Hookers and blow
But pick only one.
a big slice of Pi
toga party
Meditate on the fact that it’s only fifteen days until opening day of the baseball season.
Weekend at Stephen Hawking’s
road trip to the Dexter Lake Club.
I had to Google that
https://www.google.com/amp/democratherald.com/news/local/new-owners-take-over-animal-house-roadhouse/article_66d6fb52-37e1-11e1-b357-0019bb2963f4.amp.html
Just be careful if somebody asks to “dance wif yo date”.
Otis! My Man!
I didn’t…You ain’t from Forrt Wayne, Indiana are you?
Go streaking for the first time since 1974.
Tuna!
It’s my half-birthday today. What’s a good way to celebrate?
Half bottle of Scotch and a half bottle of Whiskey.
I wouldn’t indulge in any half-measures, and I’d avoid anything half-assed.
Invite ecovangelists over for birthday dinner and serve them sea turtle purée on the half shell, with lots of drinking straws. Bring cases of soda pop, held together with 6-pack rings. And don’t forget to release the helium party balloons.
Microplasticaggressions.
You can also play party games like “Club the baby seal on the head”.
I’d celebrate with half a birthday cake with half the candles.
By binge watching Little House On The Prairie and splitting a pint of Haagen Daz with the lovely miss.
…Half a b, philosophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half the b, has got to be
Vis-a-vis it’s entity…d’you see?
But can a b be said to be
Or not to be an entire b
When half the b is not a b
Due to some fact of history?… forgo the singing…