Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you had magical powers, name something that you’d change
I’d have Tim Burton direct the Star Wars prequels, with Danny Elfman doing the soundtrack.
Hey… worked for “Batman“.
Wasn’t it FrankJ who wrote years ago that it would be better if the Founders had omitted the Commerce Clause from the Constitution, avoided the words “General Welfare,” and phrased the Second Amendment more clearly? I think it was FrankJ. I’m going with FrankJ.
And that’s how I’d use my magical power: a do-over. Oh, and also “Vanity Fair” and all the other leftist magazines would actually tell the truth about what they think of Michelle Obama’s so-called style.
No more ticks in the world. Not one.
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Teeth would be impervious to disease, or else would regenerate constantly like sharks’. No need for any dental repair in any way, shape, or form ever.
The time lag between Superego and Frank J.’s next offering in the series…
Anti-American, anti-constitutionalist leftists, communists, and anarchists magically transported — poof! — to North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, or some similar socialist utopia. And they have to blog any problems they see in the way their new society runs, what steps they think might solve them, and how these steps compare to the system in place in the United States.
i agree fully with your premise…however I would change the term socialist utopia to socialist s**thole and if they blog their complaints they would be sent to a concentration camp for “re-education” just as any dissenters in any of the countries you named would actually be treated.
Both true… “utopia” was sarcastic, and of course their utopia wouldn’t let them broadcast their opinions.
But don’t tell them beforehand:
Let Sean Penn and Susan Saranwrap demand to be heard, since they demand we be herd!
I can dig it!
I would force every liberal and Democrat voter to only speak Swedish and only like listening to music by ABBA.
That’s inhumane.
Only to the Swedes.
Goodbye, daylight saving time!
Goodbye, designed hitter! PITCHERS BAT!
The four food groups would be beer, chocolate, bacon and steak.
You mean they’re not?
Beer is not a food, it is an elixir of the Gods.
….And proves God loves us. ~ B. Franklin