Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
facts
logic
responsibility
manners
what will happen to them if they don’t stay off my lawn
…a video game they haven’t played.
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
Well, I’m not saying its Aliens…but its Aliens.
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
the word Millennium as its a hetoeronormative creation of a white, patriarchal society containing fascist overtones and patently offensive.
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
soap and water.
…chivalry…
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
“My leetle friend!”
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
TANSTAAFL
…immanentizing the eschaton…
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
this crazy little thing called love.
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
how not to be dependent upon the kindness of strangers.
Critical thinking;
The actual meaning of ‘tolerance’;
The concept that they, in fact, do not have a right to not be offended;
The United States Constitution;
Opposing viewpoints;
Hard work;
Intellectual honesty;
A Communist leader that they weren’t taught was a hero
…Future Shock.
…self reliance.
Dollar Shave Club.
Classic Fit Jeans.
Booze that isn’t flavored.
…the outdoors.
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
…surveys.
…reality that is not virtual.
…consequences for their actions. No wait, that was 75% of millenials. Oh never mind.
How to convert from fractions to percentages.
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How to read the entire article before making snarky remarks?
“A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…”
LGBT & other letters, but the other 75% have.
A telephone with a cord tied to the wall.
…a pencil
a newspaper
caffeine that does not come from a can
tasks performed while not streaming music through headphones
haircuts that don’t make you look like gay Nazi.
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists. The other 75% have heard of them, but think they are only characters from a Hollywood movie.
A new survey shows that 25% of millenials have never heard of…Mos Eisley spaceport….or a giant contested sign on the Moon.
My precious.