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After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
will make Cuba great again.
will step up.
will be Barbra Streisand, because she’s one of those people who like people, and they’re the luckiest people in the world (not that my idea of luck involves being in Cuba).
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
will be Starlin Castro.
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
has to be an improvement.
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
won’t break Michael’s heart.
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
will immediately apply for DACA status.
…will embark on an apology tour.
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
will have been elected with the help of the Russians. At least that’s more believable then Trump getting their help.
…will request asylum…
…will prepare two letters…
…will scour the internet seeking replacement parts for his ’57 Chevy…
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
will make sure Raul stays safely dead.
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
might not necessarily be an Alien…but they will be an Alien.
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
will have some job on his hands shoveling out the stables.
…will be Emma Gonzalez.
Not Elian?
… may look familiar to some of you… and his wife Michelle might, too. (“No term limits?!!)
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
will be Bernie Sanders who will introduce Cubans to “real” Socialism which as everyone knows has never been tried anywhere before.
Or it could easily be anyone of the following… rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers but probably not Methodists as because Fidel and Raul had them all put to death along with the capitalists.
After Raul Castro steps down, Cuba’s new president…
will caucus with the Democrats.
…will change his name to Castro Castro.
…will be castro-ated
will be Pollxu
will be subpoenaed by Mueller
Hell, it might actually BE Mueller.
be similar to his predecessors… close, but no cigar.
…will build a giant wooden badger.
So they will be skipping the whole transference of the sword process?
Will erect a giant sign on the Moon
It will say…..I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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… will be giving out food stamps and Cubaphones, as it worked so well for America’s economy.
…will be named Bill and, due to age and health, be limited to one good cigar a day.
…will make his American debut on a tee shirt near Bernie Sanders.
…will outlaw Row Your Boat as the popular national anthem.
…will, unfortunately, be a big fan of early Woody Allen. Or later, creepy Woody Allen for that matter.
…will have Basil point out that most Cubans only know the chorus to Ride Your Donkey.