Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
read Frank J. Fleming novels.
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
shave Michelle’s back.
Yewwwuuuuu!
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
vote Republican to satisfy his white half.
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
bark like a dog.
He liked to eat um too.
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
color outside the lines in his special books.
..play Monopoly with carbon credits.
exploit his white privilege
…sing in the shower without a teleprompter.
…relax with a menthol cigarette (preferably a Kool).
It was actually Newports.
It was actually Virginia Slims.
with a cigarette holder about 10 inches long. Just like FDR!
http://anthonybalducci.blogspot.com/2016/04/sniggering-at-hollywood-ten.html
Stick his fingers in his armpits and then sniff them.
Use Michelle’s panties as a pup tent….. Hillary’s, of course, were the Big Top.
sneak into hospital nurseries, rub babies on his head, and stick them to the ceiling with static electricity.
Fart, and then blame Bo.
I’m not saying he’d converse with the aliens secretly imprisoned at Area 51, but he’d converse with the aliens secretly imprisoned at Area 51.
or at least thought that was who he was talking to. wink
… sneak out of the White House and go do something competent but not anti-American. Just to see what it was like.
… kill men in Reno just to watch them die and vote Democrat.
…beat the wookie at chess.
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
…tape his ears back and admire himself in the mirror.
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
try and use white-out to get rid of his white half but couldn’t understand why it just made him whiter.
Wake up at 3:00 A.M. in the morning to call Joe Biden, and ask him if his refrigerator was running.
and Joe would reply, “let me check. Hold on.”
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
Hang around hobnobing with shady characters often described as…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Muslims….you know Democrats!!
to work on his memoir’s first draft, “Tis Better To Capitulate Than Never.”
watch his DVDs of all the episodes of “My Mother, the Car”.
forget his daughter’s names and refer to them as Valerie and Loretta.
wonder how a thermos bottle keeps soup hot but milk cold.
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
lip sync to old Bob Seger songs in only his tighty whities and sunglasses.
…sneak into bitter people’s houses and pour glue on their guns and Bibles…
New tell-all memoir reveals that, while President, Obama secretly liked to…
yell “Death to America” while watching Jihadist videos.
This one I can believe.
We’re supposed to be posting jokes here, not truth.
Set a phone timer to auto call Hillary at 3 am every day with a laugh track.
Watch Fox, but only when Shepard Smith was on
Place Republicans in double secret probation
…play Washington Crossing the Delaware with his celebrity guests in one of Michelle’s shoes.
…imitate a chicken making Baraaak Baraaak Baraaak Obama noises.
…call Hugo Chavez at 3:00 a.m. and ask if his refrigerator was running and then send him a million refrigerators and pay Venezuela’s electric bill.
Dude, Chavez died 5 years ago. You know, Kelner went to the chair for it.
not govern.