Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump is holding secret talks with North Korea. Their demands include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump is holding secret talks with North Korea. Their demands include…
President Trump is holding secret talks with North Korea. Their demands include…
hookers and blow.
President Trump is holding secret talks with North Korea. Their demands include…
Stormy Daniels phone number.
President Trump is holding secret talks with North Korea. Their demands include…
A HERRING!
President Trump is holding secret talks with North Korea. Their demands include…
the letter ‘M’ being removed from the English language.
President Trump is holding secret talks with North Korea. Their demands include…
a sign of their own on the Moon.
…that Hollywood be required to increase the ratio of North Korean actors and actresses appearing in motion pictures and television…
…Trump appointing Dennis Rodman to a cabinet post…
A safe space.
A half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.
A photo of a naked Walter Brennan.
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Now you say hi to me then you smile!
Nice Good Morning, Vietnam pull!
A copy of Team America
…many many Panda Express.
…more cowbell!
a Hirraly confession.
Toilet paper
…a chicken in every pot. So, at least 27 chickens.
…that Alan Alda make up the list of their demands.
…that North Korea be put on the EPA Super Fund list.
…a matched set of lead lined Samsonite luggage.
I’m not saying its aliens, but its aliens.
A giant wooden badger
They’ll give up nuclear weapons for the holy handgrenade of Antioch.
The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator