Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The world’s largest dinosaur has been discovered. Its most interesting feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The world’s largest dinosaur has been discovered. Its most interesting feature…
The world’s largest dinosaur has been discovered. Its most interesting feature…
it resembles Michael Moore.
A miniature version of Michael Moore, that is.
1:72 scale.
Ho-Ho scale
The world’s largest dinosaur has been discovered. Its most interesting feature…
let us just say the Lady Dinosaurs were always, “satisfied”.
The world’s largest dinosaur has been discovered. Its most interesting feature…
it would still be electable to Democrats being “Pro-Choice”.
The world’s largest dinosaur has been discovered. Its most interesting feature…
cupholders.
..is the fact it has the smallest brain like Democrats.
it voted in the last five Chicago elections.
…is that it is not a target of the Russian collusion probe, at this time…
…it was wearing a tee shirt that read “All I Got From the Sweet Meteor of Death Was Extinction”…
Rosenstein has already back dated an authorization for that.
is that it keeps asking why it isn’t up by fifty points.
is that it believes that socialism can work.
is that it wants to be House majority leader again.
Sounds like you got three click three dinosaurs in one!
Most dinosaurs believe socialism can work.
… is its charming personality and witty conversation.
It’s got teeny tiny hands, but a huge ding-a-ling.
it’s already been ridden by Putin
….It’s aliiiiive!
…it’s been named the cankle-a-saurus after a certain still Presidential hopeful
It’s wearing a #MeToo pin
…it has a collar that reads “Property of Slate Rock and Gravel Company”.
Where’s my Obscury Award?
You was, not was obscure enough.
It has a New Jersey accent.
…it lost in the primary to the worst candidate in the world.
Was its LOVELY singing voice.
The world’s largest dinosaur has been discovered. Its most interesting feature…
was how he managed such great stunts with such tiny feet.
Douglas Fairbanks, is that you?
is the fossilized AR-15 clutched in it’s tiny hands.
…the collar tag that read “If found, please call Nancy Pelosi, Phone # 1”
The world’s largest dinosaur has been discovered and its most interesting feature is attached laser guided missiles.
The world’s largest dinosaur has been discovered and its most interesting feature is its screen name, Crabby Old Bat.
It recently grew a department of education.
…it’s extinction since discovery took nearly four minutes to be blamed on the NRA.
…just before it died it roared hold my bear.
…had just recently started a me2eor hash tag campaign.
…was found with the bones of many, many human time travelers in it’s stomach cavity.
…shared more DNA than you or I with Bernie Sanders.