Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
…laugh uncontrollably at Hillary Clinton.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
take that second helping of the Eucharist if you were felling a bit peckish.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
not be Catholic, he wasn’t.
…I’m not saying it’s probe aliens…. but it’s probe aliens.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
forgive others who beat you to your signature straight line.
Only if I can twist it a little.
You mean the knife in my back? You brute!
That too
…allow video game plumbers to speak with a cartoonish Italian accent.
… throw holy water on Nancy Pelosi to see if she melts
She will.
That’s a given.
swear after missing a three foot putt.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
go your own way
Go your own way
You can call it another lonely day
You can go your own way
Go your own way
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
go on your own, personal Crusade against the Muslim invaders of the Holy Land.
Didn’t See That One Coming. The Pope Just Said It’s OK to… be tempted to eat meat on Friday as long as you eat nun.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
be a pedophile as long as you do so as an oppressed minority like the Gays.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
give zzyzx the last post over at you know where. In fact it would be a sin not to.
Unfortunately for you he was not speaking ex Cathera.
…use finger guns at church and go, ‘pew… pew… pew…’
…dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.
…get a colonoscopy like I just did a few minutes ago without a blessing.
… stay awake during the sermon
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
be rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists!!
…but not to be Irish.
…”Dream the impossible dream”…
…don a cape and mask and use the pope-mobile to fight evil doers, but only if you are the pope.
…interchangeably use the Vatican letterhead on ACLU official press releases.
…to kill Crusader Rabbit if you are a muslim or would rather place your faith in a lucky rabbits foot.
nuke the moon, provided you’ve been fasting for three hours.
fart, and blame it on the dog.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
do the Hokie Pokie since that’s what it’s all about.
Hey!!! I resemble that remark!
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
say “Jehova” and not, I repeat NOT, be stoned. Until he blows a whistle.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
list “God” as your preferred Gender Pronoun.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
sin because otherwise Jesus died for nothing.
….drink Jobu’s rum.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
…seek answers from the Ouija board on spiritual matters.
…take the Lord’s name in vain just as long as you are sincere.
…post replies on the “Straight Line of the Day”.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
not to be fanatically devoted to him, unless you are some kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
sucker punch a hippie.
Didn’t see that one coming. The Pope just said it’s OK to…
Kill non-belivers by the thousands!!
Wait a second!! Hold on….turns out that wasn’t the Pope! It was the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla who said that!