Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
“I was robbed!”
“I know where Wisconsin is now.”
Right by her dairy air
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
You better get it right this time, or else!
“Endorsed by Justice Kavanaugh”
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Third time’s the charm!
#MeThree
#MeanToo
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
Still a woman.
Evidence, please…no, scratch that, we’re better off not knowing…
No 2020 Vision Here! (she can put one of her stupid arrows on the H)
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
One out of three will be ok.
…after three years in a Betty Ford Clinic, I’m ready.
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
I ain’t in no ways retired.
HRC! Help Remove Capitalism!
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
Make America Socialist for Real.
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
No Borders, No Prosperity, No Problem.
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
New and improved rigging
…Tippecanoe and Benghazi too!…
Scrape the bottom, vote for Rodham!
Grab your ankles, here comes Cankles!
I sell out to Saudis, Bill buries the bodies!
Both a bottle in front of me and a frontal lobotomy!
Very short sighted, but still not indicted!
If I like your bribe, I can keep your bribe!
The cankles! I’m lauging like an idiot. Thanks!
…Shrill and proud of it!…
Preparation H–>
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
Did I leave the stove on?
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
Give me my precious!
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
I still hate all of you, vote for me.
Vote for me, you bigots!
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
Vote like your life depended on it. Cause it does.
“I WAS JUST KIDDING WHEN I CALLED YOU ALL DEPLORABLES”
Oh, the Huma inanity
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
The LSM already approve my Supreme picks
I love mankind, it’s people i can’t stand
…Alive And…well, I’m alive!
…Hey, even Pelosi remembers my name, that’s got to mean something.
…I’ll be the first write-in female president money and dirty politics can buy.
…Vote for me or I will kill this sitting president (Demand made to hostage negotiation team).
I will… Oh look shiny
“SQUIRREL!”
I’m for… I’m not saying aliens…. but it’s aliens.
When in danger
Or in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout
I won’t be tweeting at 3 AM
I won’t wake up for an F-ing thing.
They think I’ve lost it…ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers…
That’s no moon…. it’s my a$$
Coming soon – a giant tatoo on that moon. It will say…
Pass on left!
Or on the other hand it may say …caution, wide load.
Nuke it!
2020 Wake up with me America!
2020 my a$$… now thats hindsight.
If at first you don’t succeed,
Cheat better.
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever.
One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.
Power is not a means; it is an end.
and in the end
the power that you take
is equal to the power they forsake.
Rodham and Gomorrah! It’s inevitable, just like the last two times!
The Whore of Babble On
Don’t think twice
the third is right.
I don’t sweat much for a fat chick!
Don’t feel blue – vote for a shrew!
Use a sharpie to vote for a harpy!
Ice-cold women and red-hot beer!
That third one made me giggle. Bacon to you, sir!
Power corrupts absolutely, Absolute power corrupts like a Clinton.
Winning will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Just vote for me you slobbering redneck imbeciles!!!
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
Vote for me and I’ll set you free!
Right on brother, right on!
… I can’t believe I’m not dead yet.
I’m baaaaack.
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
voting is a relic of the White Patriarchy, I’ll just assume power like all good women should.
…Barely inadequate at so many things my huge failures will hardly be noticed.
…You exist to amuse me but with a face like this I’ve got nothing to laugh about.
…Making Stalin look like a pussycat
I’ll be Hitler, blitzkrieging in a pussyhat
Rose Garden summit satanic chats
But still mild mannered, for a Democrat
…I might be drunk but I’m a mean drunk.
Hillary’s considering running in 2020. Her campaign slogan…
I don’t know how to Tweet.
“I’m Having A Movement!”