Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
calling it New New Mexico and waiting for those sweet, sweet federal subsidies.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
keeping all those hard working Honduran future Democrat voting “Dreamers” in Mexico because immigrants make a country prosperous.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
trying REAL socialism like it has never been tried before.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
recalling all Mexicans back to their homeland telling them to bring what they can from their white oppressors.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
building a wall to keep those evil gringos north of his border.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
getting in the last sign on the Moon which is sure to be worth… a LOT!
offering free Tequila
I’ll make a run for the border.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
some means, whatever it takes, you can count on it.
Building a wall on his southern border.
having clothing optional Fridays.
…confiscating all the yayo and redistributing it …
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
naming Hillary Clinton as his Secretary of State,
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
taxing the rich to feed the poor til there are no rich no more.
…but what will he do tomorrow?
…declaring war on the US, surrendering immediately, then demanding reparations…
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
declaring a National Taco Tuesdays! and Mondays and Wednesdays and Thursdays and Fridays and Saturdays and Sundays.
…more exports.
getting rid of all the rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists, and the Irish, too.
… Making Mexico Great Again by offering subsidies to Tijuana’s Donkey Shows.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
colluding with the Russians.
Locking up all the corrupt politicians and the corrupt law enforcement and the drug dealers. Las Vegas has his living out his term at 1000 to 1; lasting 90 days at 100 to 1 and they’re having trouble getting takers.
Mexico’s new President plans to improve his country by…
Beating Puerto Rico out of becoming the 51st state. Truth be known, they have less debt and more resources.
Step 1: collect under pants ….
Offering free rides to the U.S. Border
Increasing the minimum wage to 380 pesos.
Calling in Chip and Joanna.
Two words…
Turd
Polish
handing out free copies of Das Kapital, translated into ebonics.
asking Great Britain to colonize it.
Making 4th meal a thing.
… building a wall on the eastern border to keep out hurricanes
…growing a big beard, wearing fatigues, and introducing a new drink called Mexico Libre.
What could go wrong?
Jumping over the border wall and yelling “LEEROY JENKINS!”
… having everyone roll up their sleeves and embrace that ol’ Canada-do attitude.
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…. having everyone lift themselves up by their own boatstraps. Off San Diego.
… reviving the Protestor work ethic.
El Salvacannon?
Yes, because el salvaguns are illegal there.
…installing trampolines along the northern border.
…donating silencers to all the cartel hit-men and big stereos to everybody to drown out the screams.
…starting a just say si drug education program.
…sending out cowboys to round up the strays and keep the herds headed due north.