Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
I like Hillary Clinton. Liberal heads explode nationwide followed by massive confusion.
…”booger”.
WKRP in Cincinnaaaaatiiiii!
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
…”I may have been wrong.”
“Testing, one two three” when having lunch with Michael Cohen.
…”You’re FIRED!”
I understand NBC has a copy of the recording.
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
I am the Matador!
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
“I’ll make them an offer they can;t refuse.”
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing
Ni
OMG Donald Trump is one of the Knights who says Ni?!?!?
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
something I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of
Ni cannot hear.
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
covfefe
Ya know, America really is still pretty great, we’re just tuning her up a little
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
[Randomly flips through dictionary] Wainscotting.
IMPEACH HIM!!!
It really depends on how he pronounced it.
Flibbertigibbet
…”Han didn’t shoot first ….loser!”…
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
Well I am not saying he said “Aliens” but… it was “Aliens”.
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
“Leroy Jenkins!”
…but with two ‘ee’s
Trump wants it with one ‘e’ then it is one ‘e’.
Faster to tweet
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
“I gave $10 million to the Clinton Foundation just to keep her in the public eye.”
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
“No Mr Bond I expect you to die!”
Nuke The Moon!
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
“I prefer Ginger to Maryann.”
Oh, Bollocks
Mares eat oats,
and does eat oats,
but little lambs eat ivy.
Bring me a shrubbery.
It’s better to copulate than never.
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
“We need to do Society a favor
those Dems are all gettin’ crazier
We have put them all in stir
before they try to Murder
us, they ain’t no JFK’s…”
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
“I’ve danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight…and lead.”
He danced with lead?
Lede? English can be confusing at times.
“You’re damn right I ordered that code led!!!”
He said something with a Chinese accent?
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
“You’re damn right I ordered that code red!”
So basicly he led the code red??
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said:
“Weeeeee Aaaaare The Chaaaaaaaaaaampions…. Of the world!
It was a dark and stormy night.
My fellow Americans, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. You make life take those lemons back! Demand to speak to life’s manager. Get angry! I don’t need your dn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Do you know who I am? I’m the guy who will burn your house down. With the lemons! I will have the military invent a combustible lemon, to burn your house!
“Look at that hot Slovenian chick over there.”
“Hold my beer”, even though he doesn’t drink alcohol.
“I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.”
“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said:
“Veni, vidi, vici.”
Veni, Vidi, Tweetie
Semprini!
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…
I hate Coke.
Jim Acosta ain’t my biotch…he’s EVERYONE’S biotch!
… “This is Sparta!”
Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said:
“Washington DC. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.”
“I didn’t get a Harumph outta that guy.”
That guy better watch his ass.
“Mueller….. Mueller….. Mueller… “
“…and then the wolves came.”