Straight Line of the Day: Secret Recordings Reveal That President Trump Once Said…

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Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said

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  1. Secret recordings reveal that President Trump once said…

    “We need to do Society a favor
    those Dems are all gettin’ crazier
    We have put them all in stir
    before they try to Murder
    us, they ain’t no JFK’s…”

  2. My fellow Americans, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. You make life take those lemons back! Demand to speak to life’s manager. Get angry! I don’t need your dn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Do you know who I am? I’m the guy who will burn your house down. With the lemons! I will have the military invent a combustible lemon, to burn your house!

  3. “Look at that hot Slovenian chick over there.”

    “Hold my beer”, even though he doesn’t drink alcohol.

    “I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.”

    “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

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