I love Weird Al.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
I love Weird Al.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
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Wake up MAGA
I think I got something to say to you
It’s near November and you really should be kicked back and schooled
IMAO keeps you amused
For the people feelin’ screwed
Oh, MAGA, I couldn’t have tried
Any more
You lured me away from my homies
Just to save us from being Comeys
You stole my art
And that’s what really hurts
The Morning Sun
When it’s in your face
Really shows you rage
But that don’t worry me none
In my eyes you’re all left-wing
I laughed at every single hoas
My God, you’re such pathetic joke
Oh, MAGA, IMAO, you’ll deride
Antifa . . .
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hoas = hoax
joke = jokes
When you see a political yard sign for a candidate with a funny name, do you hope you can support them or hope you can vote against them?
Support.
“Winkle-Schmuck For Senate”
— You just have to feel sorry for him or her.
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So long ago,
I don’t remember Warren
That’s when they say she lost her only friends
Well they said she died easy of Hoboken DNA
And she listed too many calls for A.A.
I’ve seen the sun coming up at the funeral at dawn
The long broken arm of human law
Now it always seemed such a waste
She never had a pretty face
So I wondered how she hung around this place
Hey . . .
Come on, try a little
Nothing is forever
There’s got to be something better than
In the middle
Me and Picohantas
Put it all together
We can drive it home
With one headline
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She said “I’m old
It feels I’m in Depends all day
And I can’t break away from this parade.
But there’s got to be an opening
Somewhere here in front of me
Through this maize,
My ugliness and greed.
And I seen the sun up ahead
At the county-line bridge
Saying all is good and nothingness is dead.”
We’d run until she’s out of breadth
She ran until there’s nothing left
She hit the end, it’s just her little edge
Hey, come on pry the middle
Nothing is forever
There’s got to be something better than
In the middle
Me and Picohantas
We put it all together
We can drive it home
With one headline
This place is old
It feels just like our beat-up tricks
I tried the Injun, but the Injun didn’t learn
It smells of cheap lyin’ and cigarettes
This place is always such a mess
Sometimes I think I’d like to Feel the Bern
I’m so alone, I feel just like somebody else
Man, no Hope and Change, but I know I ain’t the same
But somewhere here in between the city wails and dying dreams
I think her deceit must be killing me
Hey,
Hey,
Come on try a little
Nothing lasts forever
There’s got to be something better than
In the middle
Me and Picohantas
Putin, all together
We can drive it home
With one headline
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Eh. I’d replace the word “parade” with “charade.”
Can’t dance to it.
I’d give it a five.
U.S.—After failing to stop the confirmation of Justice Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, the left pointed to what they think was their main area of failure: they just weren’t obnoxious enough.
“We yelled, we mobbed, we called people rapist-sympathizers,” said activist Candice Norris, “but it just wasn’t enough. Obviously, we need to screech even louder and at even more people if we’re to convince others we’re really sure we’re right about everything.”
Student Harriet Curry agreed. “Some people are still trying to engage with people on the other side, but we have a saying: ‘If you’re being coherent, you’re losing.’ If we want to win these fights, we need to build up anger inside us and then direct that into screaming and sometimes pounding on things. You can use a few words as long as they’re simple like ‘Nazi’ or ‘rapist’, but don’t go overboard.”
The hope on the left is that increased obnoxiousness will help them win in the midterms. “I’m working on the world’s most annoying sound,” said activist Phillip Miller. “On election day, I plan to go from polling place to polling place, jump up and down, and make that sound. I think people will really respond to that energy.” If that doesn’t work, Miller still has one more ace up his sleeve to win over undecideds. “I’m going to start biting people.”
When I go to get my shoes shined, I have to take their word for it.
lmao.