[High Praise! to Sarah Hoyt]
“Of course we, in America, have the best country in the world to love, but if other people want to be proud of their countries and think they’re wonderful, good on them. Has to be better than being proud of how they’re being invaded or hating on their own history. Heaven knows, it would be better for even the French to find love of country, rather than elect people like Macron. Sure, Napoleon. But if they get another one of those we put him down again. Still better than international socialism.”

Next war I say we make whoever conquers France keep it.
I say make the rule retroactive and give it to Germany
In retrospect, Napoleon gave us a great deal on Louisiana. Sounded expensive back then but now it looks like a real steal. Does France have anything we could buy up?