Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia unveiled its new superweapon…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia unveiled its new superweapon…
….radioactive caviar.
…which causes an endless amount of blocks of various shapes to fall from the sky.
I don’t wan to say it’s aliens……but it’s aliens
In Russia, superweapon unveils you!
The election intefereitron
…was based on information found on Hillary’s server. It’s mostly a combination a cookie recipe and some yoga moves.
…making gullible people believe it has a new super weapon.
the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
…CNN, the Cyrillic News Network…
Fake Democrat ballots in various car trunks around America
… disguised as an apostrophe incorrectly placed in the possessive “its”.
…superweapon defeated by American superweapon: The Edit Button
[also, Grammar Helper Bacon for catching that]
A supersensative micro hearing device in the white house, due to lingustic confusion lt. was left in the rest room.The sound is so good it’s almost like being there! Now we have to figure out how to move it!
…remain calm! Mueller is on it.
Russia unveiled its new superweapon…It’s called the left wing of the Democrat Party.
This implies that there is more than one wing…
Russia unveiled its new superweapon…
the Democrat Party. [Especially their Snipes.]
Russia unveiled its new superweapon…
the inherent stupidity of a large portion of the American people.
…a genetically altered Trump clone that is 1/250th Native American.
…an intercontinental ballistic train.
…ten million more illegal aliens, with horrific sleep apnea disorders.
…started releasing their armaments propaganda with spoiler alert warnings.
Russia Unveiled Its New Superweapon…
Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /CNN
Trogdor.
Nuclear wessels
Moose and squirrel repellent
A giant wooden russian bear.
An internet Nyetscape browser.
A giant wooden Matryoshka doll.