Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now available in vending machines…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now available in vending machines…
…Safe Space brand coloring books and white noise machines, for instant aura of safety on demand…
…Subpoena Block, for all your legal protection needs…
…Narcan-in-a-can…
…sushi.
…items from the Journ-O-List.
…Folgers Crystals.
… Russian underhanded Twix.
P.S.: It’s not really a vending machine, just a guy in a vending machine costume.
… a mysterious new product: impersonal hygiene products.
… GENUINE Fusion Research Dossiers
Verified by James Comey
…DVDs of Plan 9 From Outer Space so your nerdiness will insure she never gets pregnant.
…Plan A birth control, goggles with pictures of Hillary.
…condoms and directions to Sandra Flukes house.
…business cards of a good but cheap lawyer to guide you through a hook up and help you pack after you get accused anyway.
Smaller vending machines.
… Bit-O’-Honey bars and Alpha Bits. Accepts bitcoins.
… Spam
… Votes for democrats
… Holy handgrenades
… Tickets to see Lilly von schtup
I’m not saying its aliens. Period. It’s not aliens.
They are not vending aliens.
OK, it’s aliens.
…Japanese used underwear.
Ugh! I wish I was joking.