Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
a CNN anchor.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
late for Lawrence O’Donnells’ annual Socialist’s Dinner.
…too honest.
…not ‘fake’ enough.
…’white boy’.
…collect from Sicily.
…about his car’s expired warranty.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
Fredo Jr…he really thought it was his name.
…Shirley.
… and mentioned his show’s ratings were slightly below test patterns
… Hedy (That’s Hedley!!!)
…Ron Burgundy.
… from the IRS verifying his listed occupation as “Democrat Fake News Shill”
…with actual, verifiable news…
… Geraldo
…Crutchy…
…Chris Cuomo…
…Lemonhead…
… Harvey…
…Maddow’s bitch.
…late for dinner.
“Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel”
Also, there are some who called him… Tim…
Oh, and “Mr. Tibbs”
“… that guy from the airport channel.”
… asking, “What’s the frequency, Dan?”
Kenneth!
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
well I’m not saying “Alien” but… it was “Alien”.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
conservative.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
Sonny.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
Ray.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
an angry, violent CNN anchor.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
Basil not Basil.
Wow. I really made an impression with that…
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
upstart!
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
a wanker not a banker.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
Stan, not Loretta.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
…over to their table and asked what the special of the day was.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
the very model of a modern Major-General,
with information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
knowing the kings of England, and to quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
And very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
he understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem he’s teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
he’s very good at integral and differential calculus;
he knows the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.
He knows our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
He answers hard acrostics, He has a pretty taste for paradox,
He quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics he can floor peculiarities parabolous;
He can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
He knows the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then he can hum a fugue of which he’s heard the music’s din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then he can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when he knows what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
When he can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises he’s more wary at,
And when he knows precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
When he’s learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When he knows more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when he’s a smattering of elemental strategy—
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.
For his military knowledge, though he’s plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He’s the very model of a modern Major-General.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
Frodo.
Actually, he was called Bilbo – or something very close to that.
Dildo?
Bugger
Jimmy Olsen
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
just another Guido from New York.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
Son of Luigi.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
the King of the Divan.
A CNN anchor became violently angry after someone called him…
Ishmael.
LEEROY JENKINS!
his huckleberry
Slim Shady
“… the guy from CBS news, I think.”
“No, no, no, Mr. Smart! Not ‘Craw’, but ‘CRAW’!”
“No, no, no, Mr. Smart! Now ‘Craw’, but ‘CRAW’!”
Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt